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There's mine, let's see how random we can be...type the most random thing you can.
Ghanha is a flaming idiot.
'So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have
to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.'
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have
to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.'
[sm]Jezter ~(Diabolos) - TeamYosha
Tarutaru - 73DRG/WAR 60THF/NIN - Rank 7 Bastok
37WHM/37WAR/34NIN/25SMN/31BLM/24SAM/27RDM/18MNK/20RNG/18PLD/9BST/6BRD/13DRK/PUP9
53 Bonecraft~ Protective Specs. 06/07/06
Valkurm Emperor: 1/1 ~ Leaping Lizzy: 0/8 ~ BP Vorax: 1/7 ~ Jolly Green: 1/1 ~ Morion Worm: 1/6 ~ Ose: 1/1 ~ Dune Widow: 0/7 ~ Spiny Spipi: 1/4 ~ Hoo Mjuu: 0/2 ~ Spook: 0/23
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Tarutaru - 73DRG/WAR 60THF/NIN - Rank 7 Bastok
37WHM/37WAR/34NIN/25SMN/31BLM/24SAM/27RDM/18MNK/20RNG/18PLD/9BST/6BRD/13DRK/PUP9
53 Bonecraft~ Protective Specs. 06/07/06
Valkurm Emperor: 1/1 ~ Leaping Lizzy: 0/8 ~ BP Vorax: 1/7 ~ Jolly Green: 1/1 ~ Morion Worm: 1/6 ~ Ose: 1/1 ~ Dune Widow: 0/7 ~ Spiny Spipi: 1/4 ~ Hoo Mjuu: 0/2 ~ Spook: 0/23
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Quote:
'So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have
to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.'
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have
to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.'
NICE
Thanks ^^
Just had to shed a bit of Bloodhound Gang off, somewhere!
Just had to shed a bit of Bloodhound Gang off, somewhere!
[sm]Jezter ~(Diabolos) - TeamYosha
Tarutaru - 73DRG/WAR 60THF/NIN - Rank 7 Bastok
37WHM/37WAR/34NIN/25SMN/31BLM/24SAM/27RDM/18MNK/20RNG/18PLD/9BST/6BRD/13DRK/PUP9
53 Bonecraft~ Protective Specs. 06/07/06
Valkurm Emperor: 1/1 ~ Leaping Lizzy: 0/8 ~ BP Vorax: 1/7 ~ Jolly Green: 1/1 ~ Morion Worm: 1/6 ~ Ose: 1/1 ~ Dune Widow: 0/7 ~ Spiny Spipi: 1/4 ~ Hoo Mjuu: 0/2 ~ Spook: 0/23
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Tarutaru - 73DRG/WAR 60THF/NIN - Rank 7 Bastok
37WHM/37WAR/34NIN/25SMN/31BLM/24SAM/27RDM/18MNK/20RNG/18PLD/9BST/6BRD/13DRK/PUP9
53 Bonecraft~ Protective Specs. 06/07/06
Valkurm Emperor: 1/1 ~ Leaping Lizzy: 0/8 ~ BP Vorax: 1/7 ~ Jolly Green: 1/1 ~ Morion Worm: 1/6 ~ Ose: 1/1 ~ Dune Widow: 0/7 ~ Spiny Spipi: 1/4 ~ Hoo Mjuu: 0/2 ~ Spook: 0/23
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