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#1 Sep 09 2004 at 12:28 AM Rating: Default
I prayed for hurricane charley and frances to miss sarasota and destroy either cuba, or another city i dont care about, which is all of florida. and i kinda hoped ppl would die, now that theres been 1 loss in frances and with combined guilt from charly i feel a bit upset. can i get a back massage, btw- this isnt a joke, i really did. i hope the next hurrican destroys cuba, i hate that country, it needs to be 90ft underwater.
#2 Sep 09 2004 at 9:09 AM Rating: Decent
Be lucky that nothing bad happened to me. >:( I live in FL.

Also, be careful what you wish for. It just may happen! Once I wished that my boyfriend would choke on his water (Cause I was mad at him) and like 30 seconds later, he started choking on it. O.O That was scary.

lol Well anyways, the hurricane wasn't your fault. It's a part of nature. Things happen, you know? Just be glad that the Hurricane went from Category 4 down to 2 and less damage happened.

That was a mean thing to say about Cuba though. Why do you hate that country?

Hurrican Ivan is on it's way over here, so pray good stuff and not bad stuff. =)
#3 Sep 09 2004 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
You should feel guilty. Go to your room.

And the next time you alter global weather patterns by pleading with God to ruin someone else's lives, I'm taking away your Nintendo for 3 weeks.
#4 Sep 09 2004 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
Is it Cuba you hate, the government, or the people who live there? Or is it the people who used to live there and now live in Sarasota? Just WHAT is your beef, eh?
#5 Sep 09 2004 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
And the next time you alter global weather patterns by pleading with God to ruin someone else's lives, I'm taking away your Nintendo for 3 weeks.

Good, all I play is Ninja Gaiden on the consoles anyway.
#6 Sep 09 2004 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Just pray to your god to assuage your guilt now. You seem to have an in.
#7 Sep 09 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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HELP! I FEEL GUILTY!


That's because you touch yourself at night
#8 Sep 09 2004 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
Lmao
#9 Sep 09 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent
Please dear Lord Trunk Monkey, help Ghanha see the error of his ways. Dark have been his dream of late and I fear for the life of my cuban child. Please, please Lord, bless his soul. And protect my child, Juan Jose-hoorhay Fidel Amarezo/Guerrara Castro. Thanks...
#10REDACTED, Posted: Sep 09 2004 at 2:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Little bit of everything :-P Too much crime there, I went to a straw market in cuba once, it was filthy. Did I say cuba? I ment south beach.(ITS A PROVEN FACT! SOUTHBEACH MIAMI HAS MORE CUBANOS IN IT THEN ALL OF CUBA!)
#11 Sep 09 2004 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Ghanha wrote:
Little bit of everything :-P Too much crime there, I went to a straw market in cuba once, it was filthy. Did I say cuba? I ment south beach.(ITS A PROVEN FACT! SOUTHBEACH MIAMI HAS MORE CUBANOS IN IT THEN ALL OF CUBA!)


Wow, I wonder why they're Cubans then. Maybe we should start calling them Southbeachmiamians.

If you tell me you've passed the 10th grade, our education system is failing.
#12 Sep 09 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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If you tell me you've passed the 10th grade, our education system is failing.


Easy on Ghanha, it's tough typing from under the sheet
#13 Sep 09 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
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A few years ago, my wife was having a hard time with one of her professors. The prof was a petty, dictatorial martinet, and apparently hated my wife for no apparent reason, constantly addressing her as "Barbie" instead of by her name.

My wife is a very cute, friendly and outgoing blonde, originally from the midwest (she was going to school in NY at the time of this incident). The professor was a grossly obese, black woman. Normally my wife tries to find the best in everyone, and its very rare when she cannot find some good quality in someone, but such was the case with the professor.

So my wife wished her dead.

The following monday, another professor had taken over the class because the orignal prof had had a massive coronary, and died.

A similar incident took place with one of her co-workers a couple years later.


So... I dunno if you should feel guilty or not... what I'm really trying to say is, don't **** my wife off.


#14 Sep 09 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn, you WANT Cuba to flood? That's horrible!
#15 Sep 09 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
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what I'm really trying to say is, don't **** my wife off.


That part made me crack up. lol

Um.. Don't have a fight with your wife. O.O
#16 Sep 09 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent
So assuming we actually believe in God, and the He is all powerful and all knowing, and assuming you and I actually have free will, etc.

Then: God already knows you are feeling guilty. That you actually feel guilty means you have a conscience. The question is, what do you do next time? If you feel guilty but keep doing it, then it isn't improvement. It seems improbable that God would want you to be immobilized by guilt. Clearly, this is a lesson. The question is do any of us learn anything from it? Perhaps it is not you, but we who are supposed to learn.

Of course, if we are willing to accept the paragraph one assumptions, we have to admit God allows children to starve painfully until death, God creates ingenious viruses and genetic diseases to cause unique crippling deformity and agony before early deaths. God allows torture. God allowed Joseph Mengela to go free and never be punished for his crimes. God allows two children to be born sharing vital organs, knowing one will die, and forces us to choose which.

Dare we state God is good? Can we do this without a sense of the absurd, without humor, without compassion?
#17 Sep 09 2004 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
God? Why all the sudden did that topic come up?

That can be a touchy subject for some.......

Praying to God, Religion, Faith is all up to an individual....

So much bad in this world it is hard to believe in a HIGHER power. /cry I don't like this subject....


NEXT SUBJECT:

Who wants a Trunk Monkey?
#18 Sep 09 2004 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Just think, if we all wiggle our tongues at midnight, Hurricane Ivan may magically appear over California!

Edited, Thu Sep 9 22:56:37 2004 by CBD
#19REDACTED, Posted: Sep 11 2004 at 1:05 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I just want it to destroy cuba if it destroys us or I will be insulted that god loves cubans more then he does floridians. What good came out of cuba? An over flood of illegal immigrants in the u.s. which lead to crime cuz they cant get jobs, ultimatly, if thats what god loves... its not the hurricane that needs to hit cuba... its the hurricane that needs to hit heaven!
#20 Sep 12 2004 at 12:56 AM Rating: Good
Ghanha wrote:
I just want it to destroy cuba if it destroys us or I will be insulted that god loves cubans more then he does floridians. What good came out of cuba? An over flood of illegal immigrants in the u.s. which lead to crime cuz they cant get jobs, ultimatly, if thats what god loves... its not the hurricane that needs to hit cuba... its the hurricane that needs to hit heaven!


Your god sounds interesting. Tell us more.
#21 Sep 12 2004 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
GFY, why would you hope people would die? i'm sure jesus dosen't love you

Edited, Sun Sep 12 10:26:16 2004 by Dracoid
#22 Sep 12 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Default
why wouldnt I want people to die?
#23 Sep 12 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
Cuba is going to be a tourist paradise once Castro dies. You mark my words. Cigars, babes, hotels, beaches, little knick knacks, etc.



Unless I'm wrong.
#24REDACTED, Posted: Sep 12 2004 at 4:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I had a cuban girl friend. She was too latina for my weina. Dude, cubanas are hairy as hell. They look good till they take off their shirt. My gf wouldnt shave her happy trail, and I was like, eeeeeew! SHAVE IT! SHAVE IT! AHHHHH! shes like, "it makes me look sexy, atleast it does to cubanos". I just sat their in disguist. But let me tell ya, they can shake their asses.
#25 Sep 12 2004 at 5:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Ghanha wrote:
I had a cuban girl friend. She was too latina for my weina. Dude, cubanas are hairy as hell. They look good till they take off their shirt. My gf wouldnt shave her happy trail, and I was like, eeeeeew! SHAVE IT! SHAVE IT! AHHHHH! shes like, "it makes me look sexy, atleast it does to cubanos". I just sat their in disguist. But let me tell ya, they can shake their asses.


Who the fu[b][/b]ck cares?
#26 Sep 12 2004 at 5:33 PM Rating: Default
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Cuba is going to be a tourist paradise once Castro dies. You mark my words. Cigars, babes, hotels, beaches, little knick knacks, etc.



He might being that he just mentioned cuban babes.
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