And controlled by invisible giants?!
That would explain ALOT.
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That would explain why my brother lost his head to the dog the other day and the giant hands that keep squeezing my head.
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and the giant hands that keep squeezing my head.
Try getting a handjob from a female, they have much smaller hands than guys do.
And, like... every time you were a kid and played with Legos, you were really creating universes just like this one, with its own physics and basic laws.
And then they created their own... and their own... it would be baffling.
(I used to stick spears and little swords in my Legos, so my world would be cool.)
And then they created their own... and their own... it would be baffling.
(I used to stick spears and little swords in my Legos, so my world would be cool.)
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I used to stick spears and little swords in my Legos, so my world would be cool
Sorry, but that ain't cool
Not cool at all
Well that would explain why my house keeps getting rearranged. I keep waking up to walls missing and a diffrent color roof each day. You think if I ask they would meake me a swimming pool? lol
So that's why I don't have knees or elbow joints that function.
And all this time I thought I was different.
And all this time I thought I was different.
Or why I keep smiling no matter what happens to me!
I bought my son some cheap knock-off Legos before (he wanted them and they were only a couple bucks). While they fit together porrly, seemed to be made of lighter plastic, etc they had one redeeming feature. All the faces were ('_'). The idea of apathetic Lego men cracked me up after years of playing with spacemen who continued smiling after being stabbed with an antenna-light-saber.
I bought my son some cheap knock-off Legos before (he wanted them and they were only a couple bucks). While they fit together porrly, seemed to be made of lighter plastic, etc they had one redeeming feature. All the faces were ('_'). The idea of apathetic Lego men cracked me up after years of playing with spacemen who continued smiling after being stabbed with an antenna-light-saber.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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You think if I ask they would meake me a swimming pool?
Most likely yes, but if it was me I would remove the ladder shortly after you jumped in.
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I hope they're not touching me in my no-no spot when I sleep...
...that would explain all those nocturnal emissions on my sheets,but still its wrong to sleep with peanut butter on your >.> when your dog sleeps in the same bed; remember that.
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