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#28 Sep 03 2004 at 6:58 PM Rating: Default
Im sorry i could not resist

"My Bologna has a first name.. It's O-s-c-a-r..
My Bologna has a second name.. it's M-e-y-e-r..
O I love to eat it everyday..
And if you'll ask me why I'll say..
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A"
=)

Edited, Fri Sep 3 20:02:16 2004 by testynoob
#29 Sep 03 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Over time desire shall fall and lie and fade.
Await unequaled thought and virtuosity.
Desire lies in wait, a precious cup, a stone or some such.
Absent moments, ones which raised the heart to stand so great.

Cannot choose not to deny.
Blame falls easy silently.
Darkness preferable, comfort found again.
In solitude, a door into an empty room.
A door to familiar desolation.
The spoils of past years lost for reason,
lost for some notions of new days.

Inside there is gentleness.
Calm preceding tears.
Cry again, cry again.
Moment of toil.
Call the Gods to answer me.
Hear me say 'hear my pain'.
Call the Gods to answer me.
Frika come! Frika come!

Promise and enlightenment abounded.
Felled like trees the pillars that held me high.
Running blind, running blind.
On stony ground I stumble and vow return.

Inside there is gentleness.
Calm preceding tears.
Cry again, cry again.
Moment of toil.
Call the Gods to answer me.
Hear me say 'hear my pain'.
Call the Gods to answer me.
Frika come! Frika come!

Inside there is anger now.
Calm precedes the rage.
Cry again, cry again.
Moment of toil.
Call the Gods to answer me.
Hear me say 'hear my pain'.
All the Gods to answer me.
Frika come! Frika come!
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#30 Sep 03 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Freakalair
Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Freaka me! Freaka you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!!!
#31 Sep 04 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent
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We go together, like rama, lama, lama, kadingy, kading-a-dong
Remember forever, as shoowop, shoowally, wally, yippity, boom-de-boom
Chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop, that's the way it should be, wahoo,yeah

We're one of a kind, like yip, ayip, ayip, shoowa, sha wooly-woo
Our names are signed abooglde, booglede,booglede,booglede,shooby,shoowop,shabop
Chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop, we'll always be like one,wa-wa-wa-one

When we go out at night, and stars are shining bright, up in the skiesabove
Or at the highschool dance, where you can find romance
Baby, it might be love

rama lama lama kadingy,kading-a-dong
shoowop, shoowally,wally yippity boom-de-boom
chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop
yip, ayip,ayip, ayip, shoowa, sha wooly-woo
booglede, boogldee, booglede,booglede, shooby shoowop, shabop

AWOMP BAMMA LOOMA AWOMP BAM BOOM!

We're for each other, like awomp bama looma awomp bam boom
Just like my brother, nanananana yippity, dippty doo
Chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop, we'll always be together, wahoo,yeah
#32 Sep 04 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Crass
White Punks On Hope

They said that we were trash,
Well the name is Crass,
not Clash.
They can stuff their punk credentials
Cause it's them that take the cash.
They won't change nothing with their fashionable talk,
All their RAR badges and their protest walk,
Thousands of white men standing in a park,
Objecting to racism's like a candle in the dark.
Black man's got his problems and his way to deal with it,
So don't fool yourself you're helping with your white liberal ****.
If you care to take a closer look at the way things really stand,
You'd see we're all just ******* to the rulers of this land.

Punk was once an answer to years of crap,
A way of saying no where we'd always said yep.
But the moment we saw a way to be free,
They invented a dividing line,
street credibility.
The qualifying factors are politics and class,
Left wing macho street fighters willing to kick *****
They said because of racism they'd come out on the street.
It was just a form of fascism for the socialist elite.
Bigotry and blindness,
a marxist con,
Another clever trick to keep us all in line.
Neat little labels to keep us all apart,
To keep us all divided when the troubles start.

Pogo on a ****,
spit upon a jew,
Vicious mindless violence that offers nothing new.
Left wing violence,
right wing violence,
all seems much the same,
Bully boys out fighting,
it's just the same old game.
Boring ******* politics that'll get us all shot,
Left wing,
right wing,
you can stuff the lot.
Keep your petty prejudice,
I don't see the point,
anarchy and freedom is what I want.

#33 Sep 04 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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Rastus is a ni[i][/i]gger. Thug mugger junkie.
Black golly gob. Big horny monkey.
Pimp pusher ****. Grinning piccaninnies.
Send him home soon. Back to the trees.

Black wogs. Black wogs. Face Don't fit.
Black wogs. Black wogs. Ain't no Brit.

Ahmed is a Paki. Curry coffee *****.
Ten to a bed. Flocking over here.
Tax-sponging canker. Smelly thieving kids.
Ponce greasy ******* Worse than the yids.

Brown wogs. Brown wogs. Face don't fit.
Brown wogs. Brown wogs. Ain't no Brit.

Stick together we'll all be white me and you
The only colours we need are red, right and blue.

Paddy is a moron. Spud thick Mick.
Breeds like a rabbit. Thinks with his prick.
Anything floors him if he can' fight or drink it.
Round them up in Ulster. Tow it out and sink it.

Green wogs. Green wogs. Face don't fit.
Green wogs. Green wogs. Ain't no Brit.

If the victim ain't a soldier why should we care?
Irish bodies don't count. Life's cheaper over there


Name that tune.
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#34 Sep 04 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:


Name that tune.


by White Noise ~ Stiff Little Fingers

My first one is easy enough to find; lyricist went on to write with (for?) Jewel. The second is extremely obscure. The album title for that song was called "Eat Music Not Meat". Local band in California in the late 1980's/early 1990's. Saw both bands while in University. Missed both Nirvana and Perl Jam, apparently they were the warm up acts a couple years before I arrived.
#35 Sep 04 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm your only friend

I'm not your only friend

But I'm you little glowing friend

Well actually I'm really not your friend

But I am
#36 Sep 05 2004 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
by White Noise ~ Stiff Little Fingers
Ooh. Web Search Gone Wrong!

The BAND is SLF, the song is White Noise
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#37 Sep 06 2004 at 12:42 AM Rating: Decent
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#38 Sep 07 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent
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theeticket wrote:
I'm your only friend

I'm not your only friend

But I'm you little glowing friend

Well actually I'm really not your friend

But I am


They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse in Your Soul
#39 Sep 07 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Default
Someday soon
Someday soon
Familiar freaks will fill your living room
Rugs lash out there lizard tongues
Your not getting young
Your not getting young

But your going to die
And your going to be needing all of your eyes

You’ll be all alone
When the cannibals cry
All by your self
Inside infancy’s lie

Someday soon
Someday soon
Television bleeding like a harvest moon
Flush the scissors down the hole
Your getting old
Your getting old

And I hate to remind you but your going to die
And your going to be needing all of your lies

You’ll be all alone
When the cannibals cry
All by yourself
Inside infancy's lie

Someday soon
Someday soon
Someday soon
Someday soon


Someday Soon by The Doors
#40 Sep 07 2004 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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Star wars, star whores, sex stars
It's astro a go go
Bike boy, pocket boy
Interstellar superjet
Boom boom this is what you get
Going high crazy
A mile high crazy

You're big 'n' you're bad
Oh you're beautiful
Yeah you're big 'n' you're bad
Oh you you're beautiful
Yeah you're beautiful
Sky rape, moon rake
Mm bigger gets better

Chorus:
Satellite satellite satellite
Satellite satellite satellite
Into the endless night

Sci-fi, why? why?
You're the future looking vision
High rise, atom eyes
You love boys and I love your eyes
imagine no wars
No bombs, no stars
No films, no sex
No drugs, no bars
So stop! Look! And Listen!
What a bore

Chorus

Love walk
- Find a Place in your heart now
Love walk, love talk
- Love sensor sends a song to my heart
Love bot, go-bot
Baby it's a wind up!

Chorus (x 2)

Sique Sique Sputnik -- "Boom Boom Satellite"
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#41 Sep 07 2004 at 7:20 PM Rating: Decent
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of all the shootingstars i knew
i never felt at ease with anyone but you
don't ever wonder where i go
remember that the grass still grows beneath the snow
when everything around turns blue
just fall asleep and wake when it's all through

there's battlescars on all my guitars but i still come out here and play

and now i've lost your touch again
i know i'm only one in 20,000 men
i promise not to let you go
just close your eyes and sleep right through the falling snow

when i finally wash ashore
i'm coming back to kiss the girl i kissed before
of all the shootingstars i knew
i never fell for anyone but you

there's battlescars on all my guitars but i still come out here and play
there's battlescars on my face and my arms but you still kiss me everyday
there's battlescars on all my guitars but i still come out everyday
there's battlescars on my face and my arms but you still kiss me anyway


Battlescars by Ozma
#42 Sep 08 2004 at 1:11 AM Rating: Default
once this thread goes over 50 ppl, i say sum1 here make a contest to see who posted most obscure lyrics. Including words and meaning. jw whos is best.
#43 Sep 08 2004 at 1:11 AM Rating: Default
once this thread goes over 50 ppl, i say sum1 here make a contest to see who posted most obscure lyrics. Including words and meaning. jw whos is best.
#44 Sep 08 2004 at 2:21 AM Rating: Good
Here's another:

Assaulting my dreams
Attracts in the bone
I’ve never been dead this long before
Stir on the ground
Stamped on the line
To find myself born inside a stone

I’m making a cross of all you are
And up on the hill I hear your name
I’m making a cross of all you are
And up on the hill I hear your name
I’m making a cross of all you are
It’s never been easy

Assaulting my skins
Dry as a tear
It’s never been easy to know
Frozen in fate
Hooked on a line
I heard you say it could be mine

I’m making a cross of all you are
And up on the hill I hear your name
I’m making a cross of all you are
And up on the hill I hear your name
I’m making a cross of all you are
It’s never been easier

-Making a Cross

Desert Sessions 7+8:
Alain (Johannes) -Vocal, Guitars, udu, Harmonium, cig fiddle
Josh (Homme) - Drums, Hi-Harmonies
Sam (Maloney) - Bass, Slide Bass
Fred (Drake) - Harmonies
Brendy pants (Brendon McNichol) - Balalika
#45 Sep 08 2004 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
My love is like first steps in this snow baby
I follow you everywhere you go baby
The pain as light has come to wake you
But you will never realize
That I inspire the dreams that guide you baby

You're a half a world away
But in my mind I whisper every single word you say
And before you sleep at night
You pray to me, your lucky star, your singing satellite.


I follow the winds that bring the cold baby
I light a fire in your soul baby
The lightest touch of feathers falling
My love might be invisible
But I inspire the dreams that guide you baby

You're a half a world away
But in my mind I whisper every single word you say
And before you sleep at night
You pray to me, your lucky star, your singing satellite.



(listen here) Satellite - OceanLab

(scroll to the bottom and click the orange headphones next to OceanLab - Satellite (Radio Edit) for the quick 3-minute version)
#46 Sep 10 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
MR. BUNGLE "Sqeeze me macaroni"

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ***
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop **** scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with **** cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
******' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like ******
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...Tall man

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a *****, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat




#47 Sep 10 2004 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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[Halford/Downing/Tipton]

Up here in space
I'm looking down on you
My lasers trace
Everything you do

You think you're private lives
Think nothing of the kind
There is no true escape
I'm watching all the time

I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam

I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye

Always in focus
You can't feel my stare
I zoom into you
You don't know I'm there

I take a pride in probing all your secret moves
My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove

I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean

Electric eye, in the sky
Feel my stare, always there
There's nothing you can do about it
Develop and expose
I feed upon your every thought
And so my power grows

I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
#48 Sep 10 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons,
packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway,
a place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance,
I'm getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstore, lived in the ghetto,
I've lived all over this town

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey,
I ain't got time for that now

Transmit the message, to the receiver,
hope for an answer some day
I got three passports, a couple of visas,
you don't even know my real name
High on a hillside, the trucks are loading,
everything's ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nightime,
I might not ever get home

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
This ain't no mudd club, or C. B. G. B.,
I ain't got time for that now
Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit?
Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?
You oughta know not to stand by the window
somebody might see you up there
I got some groceries, some peant butter,
to last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no
headphones, ain't got no records to play

Why stay in college? Why go to night school?
Gonna be different this time
Can't write a letter, can't send a postcard,
I can't write nothing at all
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
I'd like to kiss you, I'd love you hold you
I ain't got no time for that now

Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock,
we blended with the crowd
We got computer, we're tapping pohne lines,
I know that ain't allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle, so many times now,
I don't know what I look like!
You make me shiver, I feel so tender,
we make a pretty good team
Don't get exhausted, I'll do some driving,
you ought to get some sleep
Get you instructions, follow directions,
then you should change your address
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day,
whatever you think is best
Burned all my notebooks, what good are
notebooks? They won't help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace,
the burning keeps me alive
Try to stay healthy, physical fitness,
don't want to catch no disease
Try to be careful, don't take no chances,
you better watch what you say

Just wanna see if anyone knows these it should be easy.
#49 Sep 10 2004 at 11:39 PM Rating: Decent
Jet Fighters

Jet Fighters Never Die!
Mikey was a little boy,
he loved to watch the clouds..

HE WAS BORN TO FLY!
...

- Mikey joined the navy, his father was quite proud.
(Muther never wanted it that way)
He got into the cockpit,
and rose up in the sky,
set his sites on beruit and let his missles fly!
*Boom* *Boom*

JET FIGHTERS NEVER DIE!
I dunno what I've been told
It's been said that God is dead
Jet Fighters never cry,
JET FIGHTERS NEVER DIE!

The general smoked a human blunt,
and rolled out a ritz,
then he poured a glass of scotch and tallied up the dead!

(Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, fah ah ah fah ah ah)

The fighter banked into the night,
then he caught a SAM
He rose up in heaven with Jesus in his hand,
Scenery was so beautiful
Could not believe his eyes,
Then he spotted John Wayne, knew he had arrived
Jesus interrupted him, he had something to tell,
He had to Speak to Allah,
AND HE SENT THEM BOTH TO HELL!
*BOOM* *BOOM*

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, fah ah ah fah-aahhhhhh.


By The ******** Surfers
#50 Sep 11 2004 at 9:16 AM Rating: Decent
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"Who am I tryin' to Impress?

Who could Care LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





BTW Hammerman.. nice with Tannahill Weavers...

"Are ye Sleeping Maggie" is once of my favorite songs of ALL TIME. But I prefer Alastair Frasiers version...

Edited, Sat Sep 11 10:18:33 2004 by Kelvyquayo
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#51 Sep 11 2004 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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