Worst Pun You've Ever Heard/MadeFollow

So I'm playing a MUD, right, leveling up and minding my own business, when on the screen pops up a death notice.

"Lovecraft has been killed by Rabite!"

...

/gossip "Damn, I guess he ran out of HP."

Yeah, I got smacked for that. Share yours and we'll see if there are any worse ones out there.

I don't get it. Do you have to be a MUD geek to understand?

Heh, that's pretty punny.

Civil rights leader Mohandas Gandhi usually went barefoot, which over the course of a lifetime left him with an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also restricted himself to a very simple diet, which left him rather frail, and gave him a terrible case of chronic halitosis.

So do you know what this made him?


A super-callused, fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.

Ahem yourself. That joke has been around long before either of us posted it.


http://www.scoutorama.com/dynsk356.htm

http://www.wordwizard.com/clubhouse/founddiscuss1.asp?Num=6006

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humorm50.htm

http://www.paragoncity.com/forum/archive/topic/1039.html

http://static.highbeam.com/m/machinedesign/august082002/punofthedaybacktalkmahatmagandhibriefarticle/

http://www.electronixwarehouse.com/humor/famous-folks.htm

http://www.mistupid.com/jokes/page022.htm

http://www.jardmail.co.uk/puns/gandhi.shtml

http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/gandhi.html


(and that's just the first page from google)




Edited, Sun Aug 29 18:10:11 2004 by Deathwysh

Calm down. Don't take things so seriously^^