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#1 Aug 26 2004 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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So me and the lady friend have been going out for a little over 2 months now and she asks me to go to her best friends wedding so i readily agree.

Well that was like 3 weeks ago but now as the wedding is closing in for this weekend i start to find out the details. First the wedding is 2 hour drive from the city, im getting a ride with a complete stranger who is probably not all there in the head and despised by the majority of the family involved.

2nd There is not enough room in the house and no nearby available hotels so im sleeping in a tent. 3rd I might be used as a mule to help set up tables and do heavy lifting since im a 6'4 215lbs pack horse, they also might take advantage of the fact that im almost a chef as an excuse to put me to work in the kitchen.

I wont be able to spend anytime with the girlfriend since she is a bridesmaid or somesuch thing. I will also have to meet the girlfriends parents, which should be a treat because the girlfriend admits that her dad is a scary guy, it might also be possible that im going back the next day on the 2 hour drive with the parents.

Alround sounds like a fun two days.
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#2 Aug 26 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Default
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love and <cat> are powerful. even stronger when combined.

Edited, Thu Aug 26 14:52:42 2004 by laviont
#3 Aug 26 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Fake being sick and stay home in bed.

#4 Aug 26 2004 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Alround sounds like a fun two days.


Sounds like it'd make a great short story.
#5 Aug 26 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Decent
look on the bright side bhod, at least i don't have to do it
#6 Aug 26 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn, I was sure this was going to be a thread about you shaving your nether region and wearing an Emanuel Lewis mask.
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#7 Aug 26 2004 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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No that was my last girlfriend that had the Webster fetish.


I dont shave, just trim and its strictly for comfort :P
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#8 Aug 27 2004 at 2:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Damn, I was sure this was going to be a thread about you shaving your nether region and wearing an Emanuel Lewis mask.

smash would you mind if I borrowed that for my sig? With your name attached of course.
#9 Aug 27 2004 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
You know, you gave your word. May as well live up to it. And next time, find out the details before you say yes.

The only way to get me to a wedding is to get me to agree to perform a necessary function. This is best achieved after I've had one or three too many.

Otherwise, I don't care if the Pope is marrying the Statue of Liberty and it's happening in my back yard. I'm not bothering to show.


Weddings are worse than funerals. At least at a funeral, I know the suffering is over instead of just beginning.
#10 Sep 18 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
You are so screwed
#11 Sep 18 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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I actually had a pretty good time, everyone was nice.

The guy i got a ride out with was case for sure with definite issues but i handled him okay. Sleeping in a tent was a easy trip i was so exhausted that i just plain crashed. Went out golfing but i didnt actually golf, but it kept me from being put to work.

Got to hang out with the lady friend and her Dad while intense reaks of awesomeness, truly one of the few good people i have met. He is quiet but friendly, likes good music, smart, and has a healthy dislike for people that talk to much.

But that was like 3 weeks ago so quit digging up old posts Kwai :P
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#12 Sep 18 2004 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
That sucks man. I think you would impress more people by being independent and not jumping to their every call. I can see helping out setting up, I am a pretty strong guy too and always willing to help in that department. I wouldn't worry about the cooking, they hire people to take care of that, or at least they should have. The majority of the reason that you are going is to hang out with her, so make sure they all know that, and you will see her. Also, to evade the freakishly scary people, I would drive seperate. My dad's best advice to me was to always leave myself an out in a bad situation, and it has never failed me.
#13 Sep 18 2004 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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I wouldnt characterize it as a bad situation. Just a situation where I am likely to be put on the spot.

I got myself into it, and I really like my girlfriend so i didnt mind going the extra mile. If i avoided every situation where there is pressure, new obstacles, uncertainty, hard work, etc i would miss out on life.

It was an experience. It depended entirely on how i handled it on whether it was a good or bad experience. I had a good time, i helped people, got bonus points with the girlfriend for going all out and made a good impression with her friends and family.
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#14 Sep 18 2004 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
bhodisattva

Sorry dude. I never look at the dates. It was pretty far back though...


^^

glad you had fun tho
#15 Sep 18 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing to be sorry bout Kwai hence the :P

just poking fun at you Smiley: tongue
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