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#1 Aug 25 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Does it still itch sometimes?
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#2 Aug 25 2004 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Any reason for all 3 topics at the same time? (Not trying to be bashing or anything, just curious)
#3 Aug 25 2004 at 8:00 PM Rating: Default
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He has no life.
#4 Aug 25 2004 at 8:07 PM Rating: Good
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He has no life.


No, if I responded to topics with nothing to say about the subject and tried, and failed, to insult my intlectual superiors, then I'd have no life.

Phew.
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#5 Aug 25 2004 at 8:09 PM Rating: Default
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Smasharoo wrote:

No, if I responded to topics with nothing to say about the subject and tried, and failed, to insult my intlectual superiors, then I'd have no life.



Doesn't that describe you perfectly? I'm not the one with 11,000 posts.

Edited, Wed Aug 25 21:09:29 2004 by DaluinRizzo
#6 Aug 25 2004 at 8:12 PM Rating: Good
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Doesn't that describe you perfectly? I'm not the one with 11,000 posts.


You're the one chasing me around trying to gain some sort of recognition basking in my reflected glory.

I win!

Hahahaha.
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#7 Aug 25 2004 at 8:16 PM Rating: Default
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Chasing you? I'm in the same forum.

You win what, A golden keyboard award for living a life behind a monitor typing posts in a forum?
#8 Aug 25 2004 at 9:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Chasing you? I'm in the same forum.

You win what, A golden keyboard award for living a life behind a monitor typing posts in a forum?


I win the joy of posting topics, much like fishing, and see what I can reel in.

Sadly, most of the time, it's old boots like youself, but occasionally there's a keeper!

I'm not better than you because I have more posts, by the way.

There's dozens of other reasons I'm better than you.
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#9 Aug 26 2004 at 3:15 AM Rating: Decent
LOL /clap ur funny
#10 Aug 26 2004 at 3:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Oooh Oooh Oooh, Mr Carrrrtteeerrrr!!!!!! ME ME ME!!!!!

well sort of, I am missing part of my left thumb after an industrial accident and yes it does itch. I thought I would share to up my post count.

#11 Aug 26 2004 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
My, my. Someone is in particulary good form...


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#12 Aug 26 2004 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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well sort of, I am missing part of my left thumb after an industrial accident and yes it does itch.


No kidding?

What do you do when it itches, just wait untill it stops or is there something that helps?
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#13 Aug 26 2004 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent
Smash, its funny that you would even start these topics because you would think no one would tell the truth about a "missing limb." But then you ask follow up questions that must make the poster feel terrible inside. How do you think of these things Smasharoo?
#14 Aug 26 2004 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Feel terrible? Heck no.

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No kidding?

What do you do when it itches, just wait untill it stops or is there something that helps?


To be honest, I chew my nub and sometimes pull out the tiny speck of fingernails that try to grow.
#15 Aug 26 2004 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
To be honest, I chew my nub and sometimes pull out the tiny speck of fingernails that try to grow.

In the name of all that is honest and good in this world, some of use are trying to eat breakfast muffins.
#16 Aug 26 2004 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
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To be honest, I chew my nub and sometimes pull out the tiny speck of fingernails that try to grow.


Eww...
#17 Aug 26 2004 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Ditiris wrote:
To be honest, I chew my nub and sometimes pull out the tiny speck of fingernails that try to grow.

In the name of all that is honest and good in this world, some of use are trying to eat breakfast muffins.


LoL sooo true....=/ eck

Hey you gots to do what you gots to do

Edited, Thu Aug 26 13:53:12 2004 by Knuckle
#18 Aug 26 2004 at 9:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

There's dozens of other reasons I'm better than you.


Its this right here to makes it good to go work being sick =). Come on bring me some more laughs there Smash. ;)

You are my own personal clown =P
#19 Aug 26 2004 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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You are my own personal clown


Ahhahaha....for some reason that's killing me right now.

Oh and Daluin...you've just been...


SMASHED!

Grab some pine, Meat and let the big kids play....ummkay?
#20 Aug 26 2004 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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hmm that sounded like Dwane Kiper (i think thats one of tha announcers for the Giants)
#21 Aug 26 2004 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
Mike Krukow.

Close.

You like that game last nite?
#22 Aug 26 2004 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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it wasnt televised.....

i liked the outcome though

and the AJ walk to bring home the winning run....

i was reading about it in the paper this morning on the way into the city...

that fool exercised EXTREAM self control considering he likes to "swing at anything inbetween the on deck circle and the strike zone"
#23 Aug 26 2004 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm missing a cluster of lymph nodes in my neck. Does that count?
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#24 Aug 26 2004 at 4:44 PM Rating: Decent
It was televised on FSN which you should get with DTV or Cable.

And the funny thing was that the pitches were all unhittable even for AJ...he had no chance to swing at any of them. 4 pitches and 4 balls. Woo-hoo!
#25 Aug 26 2004 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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It was televised on FSN which you should get with DTV or Cable.


what time did the game start?

it had to have started mid afternon while i was still at work and ended while i was comeing home from work because i flipped thru FSN and no giants game.....
#26 Aug 26 2004 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
Actually... it is a phenomemon for people who have lost a limb, finger toes. They get the 'phantom' limb feelings. SOmetimes it would feel as if it is still there...

Interesting =) Remembered learning about it in one of my many psychology classes.
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