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#1 Aug 25 2004 at 2:25 AM Rating: Default
Well since there is no last game I thought I would start some kinda dumb game that everyone can enjoy. Now if you dont like the concept of the game, I dont give a **** and just dont post.

The way you win is too have the most posts but the posts can be just one word, it has to be a sentence and make some kinda sense. You can post any random **** like quotes or some dumb joke you heard at work.

O and another rule is you cant double post... even if its a mistake you automatically lose. I dont know if you will like this game Smasharoo but you like to post random **** that is sometimes funny.

There will be a winner of the entire game once it is locked, if it ever is... But I will also declare winners for each page of posts.

Hope yall like the idea of the game.
#2 Aug 25 2004 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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LAST!!!11!One1!0N3!

Totem
#3 Aug 25 2004 at 3:09 AM Rating: Decent
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What's Last?

Wait, I said teh LAST!
#4 Aug 25 2004 at 3:15 AM Rating: Decent
theres always ****** girl on newgrounds
#5 Aug 25 2004 at 3:24 AM Rating: Decent
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There is also tubgirl.

I won't mention any more than that.

God help you if you Google her.

And I'm not too blame if you do.
#6 Aug 25 2004 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
So this one blonde chick walks into a bar...

Her brunette friends both ducked...
#7 Aug 25 2004 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
This guy goes to his doctor to have his annual checkup. After thoroughly examining him and taking a few tests, the doctor comes back in the room with a solemn face.

Dr. - "I have good news and bad news for you Mr. Smith."

Mr. Smith - "What is the good news?"

Dr. - "They are going to name a disease after you."
#8 Aug 25 2004 at 6:48 AM Rating: Decent
A man walks into a lingerie store to buy a bra for his wife. "There are three main types," explains the saleswoman, "the Catholic, the Salvation Army, and the Baptist."

"What's the difference?" asks the man.

"Well, the Catholic supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts the fallen, and the Baptist makes mountains out of molehills."


#9 Aug 25 2004 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident.

The old guy says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."

"Sure," says the young guy, convinced the old man’s crazy.

"And look at this!" says the old guy, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."

Again the young guy agrees, so the old guy opens the bottle and passes it to him. The young guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the old guy, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren’t you having any?" asks the young guy.

"No, thanks," replies the old guy. "I’ll wait for the police."
#10 Aug 25 2004 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?


A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.
#11 Aug 25 2004 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
A team of archeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David on the wall.

The head archeologist points to the first drawing. “This indicates that these people were family oriented and held women in high esteem.” he says. “The donkey shows they were smart enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel means they were able to forge tools. Even further proof of high intelligence is the fish: If famine hit the earth, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David, telling us they were Hebrews.”

The second archeologist shakes his head. “Hebrew is read from right to left,” he explains. “It says, ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig the *** on that Chick!’”
#12 Aug 25 2004 at 6:52 AM Rating: Decent
A man is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into heaven”

The man says, “No problem,” as he recounts to St. Peter that he once stopped at an intersection and saw a motorcycle gang harassing a young woman. He got out of his car, walked up to one of the bikers—who was over seven feet tall and must have weighed nearly 400 pounds—and told the biker that abusing and harassing a woman is a cowardly act and that he would not tolerate it in his presence. He then reached up, yanked out his nose ring and kicked him in the balls to make a point.

St. Peter is frantically searching the man’s life in his book in front of him and says, “I can’t find that incident anywhere in your file…when did that happen?”

The man looks down at his watch and says, “Oh, about five minutes ago.”

#13 Aug 25 2004 at 6:52 AM Rating: Decent
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."

"What’s country style?" asks the city boy.

"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin’ wins the dispute."

Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he’s ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it’s–it’s m-my turn."

The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
#14 Aug 25 2004 at 6:55 AM Rating: Decent
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ***.”
#15 Aug 25 2004 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical.

“Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?” he asks.

“That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?”

“No.”

“Do you drink?”

“No.”

“Do you fool around with loose women?”

“Of course not.”

“Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?”
#16 Aug 25 2004 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Having a basic grasp of sentance structure is a good thing.
#17 Aug 25 2004 at 11:46 AM Rating: Default
I always thought it was sentence structure... Im probally wrong though.
#18 Aug 25 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Probally.

#19 Aug 25 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
^^^Smiley: lol
#20 Aug 25 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
wow you guys almost made it a last thread... thankfully some of you arent retarted (totem)

Edited, Wed Aug 25 15:52:13 2004 by evancomps
#21 Aug 25 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
No, no it is just in a period of degeneration into a last game. It is just a matter of time.
#22 Aug 25 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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d(^.^)b
#23 Aug 25 2004 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default
retarted=retarded???
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