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#1 Aug 15 2004 at 4:50 AM Rating: Good
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A deaf-mute came up to the golfer ahead of him on the course and held up a sgn which read, "I am a deaf-mute. May I play through?"

The golfer exclaimed assuming he could read lips, "I can't believe you're taking advantage of your disability like that! For shame!" After that tirade he teed off.

Shortly after he started walking towards his ball he got conked in the back of the head by a golf ball. After a couple of minutes of being unconscious, he woke up to see the deaf-mute smirking and holding up four fingers at him.

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#2 Aug 15 2004 at 4:57 AM Rating: Good
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This is the thread which made me lose the 1,000th thread. I took too much time typing this joke.

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#3 Aug 15 2004 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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Hah. That'll teach you to try and be creative and original!

Silly pharmer.

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#4 Aug 15 2004 at 5:03 AM Rating: Good
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Zactly. And I am outta here for the evening. Interfacility transfer is pending. Ciao!

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