GrumpyWookie wrote:
Well, Mine is better than yours.
At least mine is the REAL co-pilot.
Not some scoundrel who had to bum his friends ride for one battle.
You may have me where Lando borrowed the Falcon (which Lando originally owned BTW
), but come on!!
First off Lando is the only black guy in the whole Star Wars universe (the real one anyways before these prequel filth came crawling out of the woodwork).
Everyone knows Lando was getting some action on the side with Leia! Also Cloud City on Bespin was not a gas mining facility at all. It was a front for the largest prostetution ring in the Outer Rim!! Lando is the man!
And at the victory party on The Forest Moon of Endor after the second Death Star had been destroyed who was supplyin' the goods? Thats right! My man was bustin out the Colt .45s for all the Jedi Honkys to savor.
Plus who had the cape going on in ESB? It was purple too! I think Han is a stud but Lando was the only one who looked fly in purple! Also while Chewbacca is going *RAWR WARR RARR* Lando is layin' the smooth talk down on the b*tches.
Chewie had nothing but Wookie envy for the hardest workin', smooth talk layin', fro stylin' brotha in the Star Wars universe!
EDIT
BTW I will give you that Chewbacca is 1000x better as a co-pilot than Numbnuts was lol
Edited, Mon Aug 2 16:25:59 2004 by ffreak