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#1 Jul 23 2004 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent
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In the beginning of all ATHF episodes, except for the "The Last F*cking One for 2003", have a strange, awkward beginning with a scientist and his assistant that usually has some sort of relevance to the episode.

My favorite:

Dr. Wierd: "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I... have lost weight!"

Assistant: "He-hey! Looking good!"

Dr. Wierd: "Yes... uhh... all sugars, gone. MANUALLY! WITH THIS!"

*Pulls out a bloody chainsaw and revs it, revealing that he cut off all the flesh and muscle from his knees down*

Assistant: "Okay... I think I'm gonna go to lunch..."

Dr. Wierd: "I need to lose 20 more pounds, or else I'll never be pretty!"

*continues to chainsaw his legs*

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#2 Jul 23 2004 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Pardon this question... but what is ATHF?
#3 Jul 23 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
It is Aqua Teen Huger Force, its a very,very funny show shown on Adult swim.

Main characters:
Meatwad
Frylock
Shake
This fat guy that i forgot the name of.

#4 Jul 23 2004 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Carl.

#5 Jul 24 2004 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
how can you forget carl...?
#6 Jul 24 2004 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!
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#7 Jul 24 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
....Go ahead...TRY SOME!

assistant-ummmm ok
(walks over to eat the corn and it stasrts floating and stabs him...lol)



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#8 Jul 24 2004 at 7:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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#9 Jul 24 2004 at 7:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I like the mated with a lawnmower one. Can't remember which episode it led into, but it was funny.

edited 'cause I typed chainsaw when I meant lawnmower.

Edited, Sat Jul 24 20:53:47 2004 by HeresJohnny
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#10 Jul 24 2004 at 9:32 PM Rating: Good
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hmm, forget how it goes, but a telemarketer calls up dr. wierd and he asks his assistant to get the phone spiders...and sends them through the phone, and you hear the telemarketer screaming...i'd love phone spiders...
#11 Jul 25 2004 at 2:40 AM Rating: Decent
i cant remember it much, but the one with blood dripping all over the lab. :- /
#12 Jul 28 2004 at 3:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Gentlemen! I have grafted a deer antler to my groin!
#13 Jul 28 2004 at 4:12 AM Rating: Default
PHONE SPIDERS!
#14 Jul 28 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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i love the second corn one.

Gentlemen behold corn!

No way! Not this time.

This time, will be different!

Ok, well i am kinda hungry again.

(gets attacked again)

Ha ha ha its not different at all!
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