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#1 Jul 22 2004 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok I now want to make your heads work properly again.
I want you to let this sink deep into you and answer me on this one, this is not mean to provoke, but is a philosopical question wich really doesnt have any right or wrong answer.
What if god had another son, would he be a better, or a worse son than Jesus? Or what if the offspring turned out to be female?
#2 Jul 22 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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God did have another son. His name was Billy Sol Hargus.
#3 Jul 22 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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W0ot? lol anyways, better or worse than jesus?
#4 Jul 22 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought his name was David Koresh..

And worse. Definitly worse.
#5 Jul 22 2004 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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Assuming it was a younger son, he probably would have been a camel rustler and fishmonger.
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#6 Jul 22 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
dude, ***** this topic... go further back in the bible... read the first chapter in the book of matthew. It mearly discusses the 28 generations leading up to Jesus Christ himself. The geneology went from Abraham to Jesus Christ. According to the old bible school song I learned when I actually did go to church, we are all children of Abraham. If not Abraham, at least we are all sons and daughters of Adam and Eve... providing the bible is truth.

Eve never gave birth to any girls... only three sons. Cain killed Able and was banished from the Garden of Eden. Then Adam and Eve bit from the tree of knowledge and had forsaken God's word. At this point, God abolished the Garden of Eden as we were not worthy enough for it. So following this story, we now have 3 males and 1 female in the world. So wouldn't any relationship we get into be incestious? Further more, did Eve reproduce with her own offspring? or did the bible just leave out mention of other females during this era?
#7 Jul 22 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Decent
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The chicks were Faeries!! Smiley: yippee
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#8 Jul 22 2004 at 9:30 PM Rating: Decent
Kelvyquayo the Furtive wrote:
The chicks were Faeries!! Smiley: yippee


Hahahaha, that made me laugh so hard!
LoL
#9 Jul 22 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Decent
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What if Adam and Eve had belly buttons?
#10 Jul 23 2004 at 7:18 AM Rating: Decent
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LOl! If they had...god knows who gave birth tho them...
Or maybe that belly buttons were just "in" a long time ago ;D
Certainly its not useful(DUUH!) Jk...
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