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#1 Jul 20 2004 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah she is smoking hot, but is it worth sitting through what could be the worst superhero movie ever made for 2 hours? I mean come on I have already seen her naked in Swordfish and Monster's Ball (full frontal yay!).

I will go see Catwoman anyways, but what do you guys think?
#2 Jul 20 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I've heard that it is going to be a huge suckfest, but I'll probably see it anyway. I mean, come on, it's Catwoman!
#3 Jul 20 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
Movie will blow, the costume is really lame, Halle Barre is hot as ****, but like you said, seen her naked already so whats the point.
#4 Jul 20 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah she is hot but the movie will suck...I'll catch it on Cable or get someone to rent it for me.
#5 Jul 20 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Man i just dont find her hot, just not my type i guess. Also any movie with her acting in it is guaranteed to be painful.
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#6 Jul 20 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
dude if you dont like the movie...mute it and enjoy the view
#7 Jul 20 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
YOU CAN USE THE MUTE BUTTON IN A MOVIE THEATRE!?? ILL HAVE TO TRY THAT SOMETIME
#8 Jul 21 2004 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
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DeathFTS wrote:
I'll probably see it anyway. I mean, come on, it's Catwoman!
That's pretty much my take on it. And Halle is awfully easy on the eyes.

Am I the only one who hasn't seen her naked? Dammit.
#10 Jul 21 2004 at 7:55 PM Rating: Good
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The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, baby. Take it from me, the board's only fiercely proud black man. And while Ms. Berry is a fine piece of woman-flesh, she is a high yeller. Now gimme Queen Latifah anyday. Big boo-tay, sassy, and a healthy cocoa brown. Just like me.

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#12 Jul 21 2004 at 8:08 PM Rating: Good
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Mila is not black. Not only that, but she needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. No backyard on that one.

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#13 Jul 21 2004 at 8:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Shorter Catwoman:

1.) Halle Berry + Leather = Sexy
2.) ?????????
3.) Profit!
#14 Jul 22 2004 at 3:37 AM Rating: Decent
Have you seen the commercial for it?

She says "My bad." to someone she's fighting.

I doubt Catwoman would ever say that.....and I've never heard Halle Berry say it either.... but whatever. :P
#15 Jul 22 2004 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
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#16 Jul 22 2004 at 6:49 AM Rating: Good
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My view on the movie? This sums it up pretty well.

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#17 Jul 22 2004 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
Mila Jojosovich

If you're going to worship Milla Jovovich, at least spell the beautiful creature's name correctly.
#19 Jul 22 2004 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent
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You haven't seen Resident Evil? Gah, I can't believe I'm typing to someone who hasn't seen Resident Evil. Oh well. Actually, the movie will probably suck. Doesn't matter, I will give it a chance. I thought I Robot was going to suck, and it turned out to be a pretty good movie. It wasn't as bad a Dawn of the Dead, and it will never be up to part with Lord of the Ring. I will put it somewhere in the pile with Prisoner of Ahzkaban. I am more interested in the Bourne Idiocy. That one looks to be pretty good. Still, I think the only other movies I am interested in this year are Aliens vs Predator and Resident Evil 2. Now that the Lord of the Rings series is over and done with. Hero looks good as well.
#20 Jul 22 2004 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Michelle Pfeiffer made an infinitely better cat-woman.
#21 Jul 22 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
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You haven't seen Resident Evil?


W00T go out and rent this immediatley!!! There is a brief *AHEM* frontal shot of Milla Jovovich at the very end (when she falls off the gurnee alone in the operating room). God bless the pause button! Sorry I am a loser for bringing that up, but it was so worth it! /Bumps Vicsrealm :)
#22 Jul 22 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Y'all are wrong. This is how Catwoman is supposed to look:

Yowsah! That's some hot pus-- errr, kitty cat!

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#23 Jul 22 2004 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Am I the only one who hasn't seen her naked? Dammit.


Swordfish gives an aight view, try that one.
#24 Jul 22 2004 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Halle Berry is hot butt


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#25 Jul 23 2004 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
Catwoman should stay in the house. It's guaranteed to be a washout. Nobody cares about catwoman anymore. They should have made it in 93-94 while M. Pfiler was still young and fresh, and so was the catwoman char from Batman Returns.
#26 Jul 23 2004 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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If you had a million dollars....

Something tells me that is how that is what I will want to do if I ever have to sit through that suckfest...

WBs plans with Cat Women and other ******** comic book movies!
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