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That. Has. Got. To. Be. Fake. (The 2nd one)
I doubt that it's fake. America's schools know no limit to stupidity. I remember a story wherein a grade school child was punished for bringing his GI Joe doll - with a tiny plastic pistol - to school. Why? Because of their policy against guns. It wasn't even a toy gun, not a water pistol or cap gun, it could not possibly be mistaken for a weapon by anyone. It was about an inch long and suitable only for use as a weapon by GI Joe.
And there are lots of other similarly stupid reactions out there.