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Hehehe, those two bug the crap out of me... I want to pull both eyes out and feed them to the birds and use a hammer on the right ear and a screwdriver on the left... >< They suck and she can't sing and their show is stupid. ^^
They are annoying, I'll give you that. But I can't deny how funny I find it to see the looks that Nick gives to Jessica every time she makes one of her patented moronic statements.
Although, it's not as if he is Einstein himself. I guess they were meant to be.
Although, it's not as if he is Einstein himself. I guess they were meant to be.
I just put it on mute and watch her breasts.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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I just put it on mute and watch her breasts.
As would I... other than a half decent body, she's got nothing else goin for herself... and nick, well, the only thing he's got going for himself is Jessica's half decent body.
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Although, it's not as if he is Einstein himself. I guess they were meant to be.
About the smartest they have to be is knowing how to count and how much their CPA charges. With the rest of the money, they don't need to worry about thinking about things... they can pay someone else to do it for them.
Edited, Mon Jul 19 18:16:29 2004 by ElvaanKrem
Did you guys know that Jessica Simpsons IQ is up near Albert Einstiens. She was just raised as a spoiled girl and they play up her dumbness on MTV. She just has no street smarts.
I hope they get run over by a John Deere ride lawnmower.
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Did you guys know that Jessica Simpsons IQ is up near Albert Einstiens.
Yea, and my IQ is lower than hers yet I'm fairly certain that I'm more intelligent. At least, nobody has ever told me, "Talking to you is like talking to a spoon." quote from Nick to Jessica
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
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Evancomps, what would ever give you the impression that Jessica Simpson has a brain anywhere near the caliber associated with Albert Einstein? Us magazine? Her publicist? Her personal website?
/Lmfao at this bumpkin who just fell off the turnip truck
I suppose you take it as gospel that Britney Spear's upcoming nuptuals to the guy who's been nailing everything with a hole in it is a marriage that's destined for the ages, because she said so, right?
Nevermind me, I'm sorry for picking on you. Just go back to reading Tigerbeat, ok? I'll leave you alone now.
/snicker
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/Lmfao at this bumpkin who just fell off the turnip truck
I suppose you take it as gospel that Britney Spear's upcoming nuptuals to the guy who's been nailing everything with a hole in it is a marriage that's destined for the ages, because she said so, right?
Nevermind me, I'm sorry for picking on you. Just go back to reading Tigerbeat, ok? I'll leave you alone now.
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I cant remember where i heard it but i have been told that more than once... im not defending jessica simpson(i hate her)
Im just speaking the truth.. she took an IQ test.
Im just speaking the truth.. she took an IQ test.
C,mon, really. Just because they say she took an IQ test and did well on it, does that mean it actually happened? This is on par with, "If it's on the internet it must be true." Use your own eyes. Does she even remotely seem intelligent? Does she even have a glimmer of sentience about her? No, she doesn't.
Truthfully, admit it. You've seen tree stumps and proverbial carbon rods with more intellectual incandescence than that girl, right?
Much better to immediately discount it as propaganda and make them prove it than to be shown to be gullible and naive. This is lesson #1 in a jungle like this place. But once you've assimilated this truism, you might well be ready to put your big toe in the Big Kid's pool over in the Asylum. And then when you've jumped in with both feet you'll discover that there's plenty of urine in the water too, just like the kiddie pool over here. Not to worry! Give your self a little "wetsuit warmer" and you'll fit right in.
Remember! Suspicision, cynicism, and venom. Those are the traits of intelligence.
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Truthfully, admit it. You've seen tree stumps and proverbial carbon rods with more intellectual incandescence than that girl, right?
Much better to immediately discount it as propaganda and make them prove it than to be shown to be gullible and naive. This is lesson #1 in a jungle like this place. But once you've assimilated this truism, you might well be ready to put your big toe in the Big Kid's pool over in the Asylum. And then when you've jumped in with both feet you'll discover that there's plenty of urine in the water too, just like the kiddie pool over here. Not to worry! Give your self a little "wetsuit warmer" and you'll fit right in.
Remember! Suspicision, cynicism, and venom. Those are the traits of intelligence.
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I read the story he's talking about. her mom was quoted as saying, "Her intelligence is in the 160s." Do I believe this crap, perhaps. The article never mentioned "when" she took said test. Could've been at age 8, and who really knows what your IQ level truely is at that point. As far as her being in the 160s now? I highly doubt it.
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
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yea they really annoy me some times baaaaaby
Lol, and since her Mom has a vested interest in pimping her daughter out to the media, it wouldn't happen to be that this very discussion is what was intended to occur? As the saying goes, there's no such thing as bad publicity and if she can make outlandish statements and get people talking about Jessica and Her Amazing Boobs, well, she's accomplished what she set out to do.
After all, when things finally die down and she is universally reviled for being the screeching Britney wannabe that she is, they'll find a new thing to peddle to the entertainment industry. Like accepting an offer from Playboy or something.
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After all, when things finally die down and she is universally reviled for being the screeching Britney wannabe that she is, they'll find a new thing to peddle to the entertainment industry. Like accepting an offer from Playboy or something.
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Who's Jessica and Nick?
Doesn't every mother think their little darling is a genius?
Good point, Yan-yan. I know my Mom mistakenly did.
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ok let this thread die now
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