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#1 Jul 13 2004 at 11:38 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing like the first couple months of a relationship when everything is new and your not sick to death of the person.


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#2 Jul 14 2004 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
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This reminds me of a Bloodhound Gang album.
#3 Jul 14 2004 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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Yep, everything is new. Including that burning sensation when you pee.
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#4 Jul 15 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
Ah yes the wonderful time in the relationship when you still smile at her jokes and think all those little things she does are "cute".
#5 Jul 15 2004 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
oh, thats the first four months when you don't want to be apart... lmao... give it a few more months and "You've changed" and "You act different" and "You don't do (insert random verb here) anymore."

This is about the time the girl feels she is at competition with the PC... so for that, I just don't bother with relationships... If I want something that changes every couple months, I'll just get a subscription to playboy or something.

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Do you mean this Burninsensation Whenipee?

Edited, Thu Jul 15 18:34:57 2004 by ElvaanKrem
#6 Jul 15 2004 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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This is about the time the girl feels she is at competition with the PC... so for that, I just don't bother with relationships... If I want something that changes every couple months, I'll just get a subscription to playboy or something.


What are you a f'ucking wussy? Get out and meet a girl you loser, you to scared to leave your precious computer you geek.
No wonder your single.
#7 Jul 15 2004 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
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What are you a f'ucking wussy? Get out and meet a girl you loser, you to scared to leave your precious computer you geek.
No wonder your single.

**** off... who are you to get in my personal affairs. Personally, I'm happier playing on my pc doing what I want to do. I'm single because I do not want anyone or anything else. I'm happy the way things are now, if and when I become uncontent, then I will begin to look. Sorry, but I'm not one of those individuals that can't exist without a mate... I grew up independant and will remain to be so. Oh, and I don't see any reason how me not getting laid at night effects your day, appetite or sleeping orders... so find a new topic to concern yourself with.
#8 Jul 15 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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**** off... who are you to get in my personal affairs. Personally, I'm happier playing on my pc doing what I want to do. I'm single because I do not want anyone or anything else. I'm happy the way things are now, if and when I become uncontent, then I will begin to look. Sorry, but I'm not one of those individuals that can't exist without a mate... I grew up independant and will remain to be so. Oh, and I don't see any reason how me not getting laid at night effects your day, appetite or sleeping orders... so find a new topic to concern yourself with.


I'm going to have to go with Trucks on this one.

Get laid as soon as possible.
#9 Jul 15 2004 at 6:54 PM Rating: Decent
hahaha pickle... thanx for at least putting it nicely. Also, here in vegas, getting laid is not hard to do... question is do I want to. Wussy, wimp, *****, geek, whatever you wanna call me, call me... being called names is worth not having to worry about scabbies the next day, wondering if that is urine or "the drip" at the end of my **** or not having to worry about burning sensations or more unmentionable, undesirable, effects to myself.

Edited, Thu Jul 15 20:03:16 2004 by ElvaanKrem
#11 Jul 15 2004 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Well if you find the right girl in my case, going on 2 1/2 years, then she won't feel like she is in competition with the computer for you.

Just gotta find one that understands your drive to play games, or in my case one that plays most of the same games.
#12 Jul 15 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
uhm... thnx Lauren? I think... >.< lol
#14 Jul 15 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Decent
hehe... "It's not stoopid! It's Advanced!" Is a quote from "Invader Zim". I believe the line was performed by Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall. He plays one of "The Almighty Tallest". But yea, I saw... very good english. Better correcting than I would have done... so now I feel "not smart". Hehe... another quote from "Invader Zim".
#15 Jul 15 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
Ok I'm alittle lost here, whats bad about my sig? its not typed incorrectly.
#16 Jul 15 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
your sig isn't typed or spelt incorrectly... but your flame towards me was "advanced" and therefore was corrected.

Edited, Thu Jul 15 20:31:26 2004 by ElvaanKrem
#17 Jul 15 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
I've got to throw in here on this one. I'm in similar situation to Elvannkrem.

1) I don't get lonely. At least it's never happened yet. I don't particularly dislike people. But they're nothing special.

2) Gettin laid is over-rated. (I know there's a lot of **** coming my way for this statement.) I do it occasionally, but it's usually from boredom more than anything else. It's not a matter of getting my rocks off cuz that's gonna happen twice a day every day until I hit my deathbed or something breaks. Relationship or no, it's still happening. Be sure to wear your safety goggles.

3) I don't have that much in common with anyone I've ever met. Either that or I'm just a huge *******. Three months of anyone hanging around and I start searching for good shallow grave locations. Toss in a few "What are you thinking?"s and the lifespan of a relationship goes downhill in mere weeks rather than months. Call me a cruel ******* but I have packed a girl's belongings for her and pointed her *** out the drivewayb for one too many dumb questions.

4) I'm in good health and I don't NEED anyone to take care of me.


Maybe my viewpoint will change if my liver starts showing the high mileage. OR if I suddenly decide I want someone trying to change the way I do ****. OR I feel the sudden need to answer questions all the time. OR I want to quintuple my yearly household toilet paper usage. OR I want Redbook and Glamour on my coffee table. OR my sheep runs away...err, scratch that one.

#20 Jul 15 2004 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
hehe... I have one life to live. I'm not gunna spend it TRYING to please someone else when I could have pleased myself. When I find the one that I can't help but please... I'll stop being a wuss and try to start something. I've just found no reward in going out of my way to try and please someone else only to make myself miserable by doing so.

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and the first word of sentances should not be miniscule.

What do you expect? Its a Nickelodeon cartoon that had been cancelled after its first season.

Edited, Thu Jul 15 20:41:00 2004 by ElvaanKrem
#21 Jul 15 2004 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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2) Gettin laid is over-rated. (I know there's a lot of sh*t coming my way for this statement.) I do it occasionally, but it's usually from boredom more than anything else.


Then you're not doing it right.
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#23 Jul 16 2004 at 1:43 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah ive never been a crazy sex fiend. I have to like the girl. Dunno how to put it, i always imagined crazy sex with lots of girls and all those teenage fantasies, but then when it got down to the real thing it was a whole different ball game.

Turns out i feel that having a girl that you really feel for and just making love to her is 100 times more thrilling than some cheap, anything goes shagfest with a random *****.
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#24 Jul 16 2004 at 2:44 AM Rating: Decent
heh. Its funny, I get ridiculed quite a bit because I don't like the "hot" "stripper looking" girl... or the ditzy slutty girl in the other office. Pardon me for not being a sex driven pig... I believe that if I'm going to give my time to anyone, I want it to be desired... not just something to do to pass the time, or just to do it.

It is hard to explain, but basically I don't like bar or club girls and spoof types there of. These are the kind that I preceive as being too loose and flexible. I know a few of them in my personal life, and they are all naive and foolish. They are also dillusional and fixed to specific beliefs. I'd rather not spend more time TRYING to rationalize than enjoying her company... I'd rather find someone more homely that is down to earth and interested in me... not money, possessions or sex.

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Bhodisattva, Good luck with this one... hope the "magic months" never pass... unless they alread had and thus inspiring this thread. :-\

Edited, Fri Jul 16 03:46:10 2004 by ElvaanKrem
#25 Jul 16 2004 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing like the first couple months of a relationship when everything is new and your not sick to death of the person.


Been with my wife 6 years and haven't gotten sick of her yet, but maybe I'm just lucky.
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#26 Jul 16 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing like the first couple months of a relationship when everything is new and your not sick to death of the person.


Been with my wife 6 years and haven't gotten sick of her yet, but maybe I'm just lucky.

Grats - yes, you're lucky, but so is your wife.
Come to think of it, so is MY wife (and so am I - I mean, that's WHY we're together, y'know?)
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