I've got mp3's!
http://www.98online.com/twisted/gwposse.mp3 <<<GW Bush Dixie Chick Posse
http://www.98online.com/twisted/black_turd.mp3 <<<Black ****. very funny.
http://www.98online.com/twisted/fox_news_apology.mp3 <<<foxnews apology
http://www.98online.com/twisted/put_out_my_lights.mp3 <<<Mike tyson performing "put out my lights"
Enjoy!
P.S. if you want to listen to more visit http://www.98online.com/twistedtunes.html