Been there, done that. Yawn. Come talk to me when he approaches the 11k mark like me.
Mine will be legit, however. Instead of my post count getting whacked for spamming, I imagine I'll get a nice gold watch from the Allahkazam staff inscribed on the back with "get a job".
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