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One of my other favorite episodes is when chris gets noticed as an artist and goes to new york





all quotes are subject to be mispelled, wrongly quoted, or miss quoted ^_^

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.

/points to sig

peter: where am i gonna come up with 50 grand by tommara?
quagmire: well you could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 a peice. or, or.. 50 REALLY fat chicks for 1000 bucks!
... ...
quagmire: what? dont look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too! ...but they gotta pay...

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I saw him once. Sure im blind in one eye, and my other eye was infected that day from pickin at it, and i was tired, and i was swimmin in a pool with too much chlorine, and that was the hour my glasses where at lense crafters, BUT I SEEN THAT FISH!

Good one.

I've got two strong words for you..

come on.. Come on..

Could that have been the episode that they were advertising for weeks as "NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON TV"?



Edit:



Daughters name is Meg, but it was Brian the dog who went to rehab after he became addicted to cocaine from working as a drug sniffing dog. And i concur, that was my favorite episode as well

Edited, Fri Jul 16 13:24:19 2004 by Bigkillian

Possibly the best Family Guy song there is

You Can't Touch Me

Peter's parody of the MC Hammer song 'Can't Touch This'.

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me
[Peter] ...can't touch me
[Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
[Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
[Peter] I can write graphetti, even J-walk in the street
[Peter] I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
[Peter] and touch your sister's teet
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] ...you can't touch me
[Adam West] What in God's name is he doing?
[Peter] ...can't touch me.
[Cleveland] I believe that's the worm.
[Peter] Stop! Peter time.
[Peter] I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
[Peter] Light a fire and pee it out
[Peter] Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
[Peter] Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,

[Peter] ...can't touch me

[Peter] I'm presidental Peter, interms think I'm hot.
[Peter] Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
[Peter] I've been around the world
[Peter] From Hartford to Bagbay
[Peter] It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
[Peter] Let's see Regis rap this way.

[Peter - spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.

Wish Upon a Weinstein-
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Peter- Geez! You're almost as pissed as when I bought Cloud insurance! Just look at em', plottin'...
Cloud 1- So, Bill, we attack tomarrow?
Cloud 2-Yes, tomarrow...
Cloud 1- I mean it this time!
Cloud 2- I do too!

No.. They both had like.. AK-47s..

Yep, you are gonna make alot of friends here ;)

Lets take a quote from your own suggested site: "Why was Family Guy cancelled?

We don't have an official answer for this, but there are several theories. Family Guy was often controversial, making it hard for Fox to secure advertizers for the show, Fox were therefore keen to see the back of the show. The show also suffered from poor ratings, after the first showing the figures fell (see the episode guide for information on ratings). Sorry we can't give a clearer answer than that. However, the good news is that new episodes are on their way after successful DVD sales."

And: "I heard that one episode was never shown. Is this true?

"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" was banned by FOX as it was considered too offensive."

Looks like the bible that made you an expert thinks both are possible reasons, so before you spouting off a load of p!sh, try to cross check your "facts" chuckle head. For the record, I don't own the dvd's. :)

Stewie is sooo damn funny.