What kind of girls make your tongue jump out and roll up like in the cartoons.. the kind you see and your heart just starts singing... all looks,blonde hair,good personality?????
for me there is two types of girls that drive me wild:
The first is a nerdy girl with a great personality... you know the kind in movies where the guy thinks he loves the prom queen cheerleader and the whole movie he tries to get her and he finally does and then when he does he realizes that isnt what he wanted but what he wanted was the girl he was friends with.. that nerdy girl with that great personality... to me those girls are hot.. braces,glasses into geeky things HOT HOT!!! hehee... i love it... the geekier the better... they are so hot to me.. way more hot then those cheerleader fake girls.
the second girl is the asian girl... my god asian girls are so damn hot.. every asian girl i see on tv or like anywhere seems to be so damn hot.. their personalities the way they are the hair the way they do things... so so hot... they drive me insane... trying not to be a perv but asian girls with huge boobs is gotta be one of the hottest things on the planet..
i also should add i cannot stand blondes... i just dont feel them.. i mean not all of them but about 90% of blondes i just dont find hot.. i love brunettes and girls with black hair/
so to sum up nerdy geeky girls with great personality and asian girls with big boobs lol... so i guess my ultimate fantasy is an asian girl with big boobs and a nerd.. haha.
i should also add the asian girls doesnt have to have big boobs but there is just something about an asian girl with big boobs thats so damn hot.
anyway... yes as you can tel li am drunk ... i am interested to know what turns you on... what is your fantasy girl... and i love hot teachers (a hot asian teacher in business girl like clothes with glasses hehe)
cmon dont be shy this is interesting to mme at this moment (probably not so interesting when i wake up tomorrow with a hangover lmao)
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The word hot is used around 12 times in the above paragraph.. Boobs is used at least 6 times. "Damn" seems to be used in front of "hot" the most and "big" in front of boobs.
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 01:52:25 2004 by bhodisattva
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 01:52:25 2004 by bhodisattva
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yes as you can tel li am drunk
Really? And here I was thinking you were just another ******.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 01:43:36 2004 by SelfishMan
cmon cmon what kind of answers are those?
i want to know deep down what kind of girl drives you wild and this is the answer you give... boooring.. at least i give some real juicy answer.
i want to know deep down what kind of girl drives you wild and this is the answer you give... boooring.. at least i give some real juicy answer.
I say this with the utmost honesty and sincerity, that my dream girl is my current girlfriend. She's tall (which is important to an also-tall guy like me), blonde, and actually has a brain in her. Not only can she stun me with her dazzling looks and her sexy attitude, but she can hold an intelligent conversation as well! She even gets along great with my friends, which is a rare occurence.
I could really go into depth about the other things that I like about her, but it would take me way too long, and some people would start to suspect me of being a sockpuppet of gbaji
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I could really go into depth about the other things that I like about her, but it would take me way too long, and some people would start to suspect me of being a sockpuppet of gbaji
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Ok, heres a tip for all of you boys out there. If you want to pick up the "Geeky Girls" with a "Great personality" your going to need to be concerned with more than their cup size, race, hair color, and how "damn hot" they are.
For me it's easy. My wife. That's why I married her, her boobs and hair could fall off tommorow and it wouldn't make much of a difference. She's intelligent, interesting, and listens to me babble on endlessly. What more can I ask for. Oh ya, and the fact that she still manages to turn heads when we go out is a bit of an added bonus.
For me it's easy. My wife. That's why I married her, her boobs and hair could fall off tommorow and it wouldn't make much of a difference. She's intelligent, interesting, and listens to me babble on endlessly. What more can I ask for. Oh ya, and the fact that she still manages to turn heads when we go out is a bit of an added bonus.
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and the fact that she still manages to turn heads when we go out is a bit of an added bonus
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you know the kind in movies
At my advanced age, it seriously is a lot about personality, maturity and that sort of thing in addition to looks. Cute eighteen year olds in shorts and a halter top are nice to look at but I wouldn't want to deal with the crap of dating one. As far as looks go, I tend towards brunettes, long hair and I dig glasses. That said, one of the most breath-takingly beautiful women I've ever known and talked to was a blonde. So, who is to say?
Edited, Fri Jul 2 10:16:45 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
LMAO @ this thread.
I was so wasted last night.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 12:02:15 2004 by SmartieKjm
I was so wasted last night.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 12:02:15 2004 by SmartieKjm
I dig 5'10 blonde Republican girls who need a spanking.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I feel all tingly down there after reading this thread.
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http://groups.msn.com/JasonMcKinnon/newer.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=812
http://groups.msn.com/JasonMcKinnon/newer.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=813
Easy.
My girl is teh r0x0r.
http://groups.msn.com/JasonMcKinnon/newer.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=813
Easy.
My girl is teh r0x0r.
5'4", 110 lbs, 36D, South American, Blonde hair is great but I'll take any hair color.
Hey guys, he said "no bs'n" alright? So quit your bs'n and start b-serious'n
I'm for real'n.
My gf is the shizznizzle.
Eb
My gf is the shizznizzle.
Eb
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She's intelligent, interesting, and listens to me babble on endlessly.
I'm pretty sure i'm all of those but the first one, whats your'e wife got that i aint? You got some competition Mrs, Xythex, i assume thats your real name right?
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I'm pretty sure i'm all of those but the first one, whats your'e wife got that i aint?
Are you asian, big boobed, geeky with black hair and damn hot!?!?!?! cause thats what makes my tongue jump out and roll up like in the cartoons MEOOOWWW!!!!!1!!
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Aude Sapere
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My gf is the shizznizzle.
LOL, I hope those weren't pictures of her.....
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LOL, I hope those weren't pictures of her.....
Hahaha...I know she's not as hot as your boyfriend.
Don't rub it in, sweetie.
Eb
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Hahaha...I know she's not as hot as your boyfriend.
Well, pickle, I don't have a boyfriend, but you are mighty close, she does resemble a male.
SelfishMan the Mundane wrote:
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yes as you can tel li am drunk
Really? And here I was thinking you were just another ******.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 01:43:36 2004 by SelfishMan
I dig Selfish's mom. Easy, loose, and very giving. It helps that she swallows.
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Well, pickle, I don't have a boyfriend, but you are mighty close, she does resemble a male.
Ya know I don't even HAVE to FTFY.
Your a moran.
NEXT!
I've always been attracted to "free spirits" - which doesn't work well for long-term relationships. I finally ended up with an "older" free spirit who was divorced with a son. Since I also had a daughter, things finally worked out.
Gotta love free spirited women!!!!
Gotta love free spirited women!!!!
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The word hot is used around 12 times in the above paragraph.. Boobs is used at least 6 times. "Damn" seems to be used in front of "hot" the most and "big" in front of boobs.
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
The likelihood of a guy or girl being here and actually have gotten laid is inverse to the amount of hours played on Final Fantasy. More likely they have created hot girl charachters and when they have them in some dark areas they make them move around while whacking off... Now that does beg the question...if you can get your charachters to do the nasty virtually on the screen will watching that turn on Selfish's Mom enough for sloppy 3rds?
I have a fan apparently.
And you have no balls. Come back again when you start posting under your real account.
Till then, GFY.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 19:12:05 2004 by SelfishMan
And you have no balls. Come back again when you start posting under your real account.
Till then, GFY.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 19:12:05 2004 by SelfishMan
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The word hot is used around 12 times in the above paragraph.. Boobs is used at least 6 times. "Damn" seems to be used in front of "hot" the most and "big" in front of boobs.
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
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The likelihood of a guy or girl being here and actually have gotten laid is inverse to the amount of hours played on Final Fantasy. More likely they have created hot girl charachters and when they have them in some dark areas they make them move around while whacking off... Now that does beg the question...if you can get your charachters to do the nasty virtually on the screen will watching that turn on Selfish's Mom enough for sloppy 3rds?
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster has never known the touch of a woman, and is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
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The likelihood of a guy or girl being here and actually have gotten laid is inverse to the amount of hours played on Final Fantasy. More likely they have created hot girl charachters and when they have them in some dark areas they make them move around while whacking off... Now that does beg the question...if you can get your charachters to do the nasty virtually on the screen will watching that turn on Selfish's Mom enough for sloppy 3rds?
This thread is dedicated towards what kind of girls we crave for. Not creating a girl and whacking off to them. And who would be dumb enough to do that?
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Using this word counting method i have determined that the above poster... is more than likely to have *********** in the last 2 days.
Who hasn't?
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