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#1 Jun 29 2004 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Will the United States of America elect a non-white president or a non-Christian president first? I've given this a lot of thought and I can't visualize any scenario where either of these could occur.

I'd have to lean toward a non-white president based solely on Colin Powell. But non-Christian? No way. People would never accept that.

Any opinions?
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#2 Jun 29 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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If you really think about it, we should wait until things die down on the international front, then bring in a Jewish guy to balance the budget. I mean, that is what they do.

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#3 Jun 29 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
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I would love to see that.
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#4 Jun 29 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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I agree, non-white seems more likely than non-christian.

Although most non-christians are non-white too. A Jewish candidate might have a chance perhaps? We like to watch them do movies and stand-up comedy.

What about female?
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#5 Jun 29 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
Depending upon whether Bush gets a second term or not, I can definitely see the Republican party cultivating Condolezza Rice as a potential candidate. Typically the VP would be the next candidate for an exiting 2-term administration, but Cheney is too old and Powell is no spring chicken either.
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Depending upon whether Bush gets a second term or not, I can definitely see the Republican party cultivating Condolezza Rice as a potential candidate.


Impossible.

It's more likely that the Earth will be picked up by a giant space octopus and flung into another galaxy covered in space octupus ink than the Republican Party nominating a BLACK WOMAN for the Presidency.

Time to back off the LSD before posting, I think.
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Yeah, I see Condy Rice as a strong candidate... but I can't see the Republican party giving her a nomination. That's a little too farfetched for me.
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#8 Jun 29 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Depending upon whether Bush gets a second term or not, I can definitely see the Republican party cultivating Condolezza Rice as a potential candidate.


Impossible.

It's more likely that the Earth will be picked up by a giant space octopus and flung into another galaxy covered in space octupus ink than the Republican Party nominating a BLACK WOMAN for the Presidency.

Time to back off the LSD before posting, I think.


LOL, agreed. Not only did you stray from the republican norm of white, you made it a woman. No way no how never. Not in any of our lifetimes thats for sure.
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LOL, agreed. Not only did you stray from the republican norm of white, you made it a woman. No way no how never. Not in any of our lifetimes thats for sure.


Might as well be black transgendered ******* with a hair lip and club feet.

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Yeah, I see Condy Rice as a strong candidate


For a hair strightening product commercial, maybe.

She'll never work in the public sector again after her term ends. She's barely qualified to be NSA, and has done a stunningly bad job at it. I can't express how poorly she's preformed.

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LOL, agreed. Not only did you stray from the republican norm of white, you made it a woman. No way no how never. Not in any of our lifetimes thats for sure.




Might as well be black transgendered ******* with a hair lip and club feet.

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Might as well toss in deaf, mute, blind, parapaligic.
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Might as well toss in deaf, mute, blind, parapaligic.


A peg leg and prehensile tail, too?

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Might as well toss in deaf, mute, blind, parapaligic.


A peg leg and prehensile tail, too?

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How 'bout a dash of Harlequin Fetus Ichthyosis?


too far?
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#14 Jun 29 2004 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
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****! No wonder they used to believe in demon babies.

BLECH!

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#16 Jun 29 2004 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, I think the first black president will probably be a republican.

Most racists tend to be very conservative, so vote republican. Naturally, those racist conservatives also hate liberals and would never vote for a democrat.

So, with a black republican candidate, the only people in the country who would be bothered by a black president would face a tough choice. But I think, for most of them, their hate for liberals would overpower their racism, and they would vote the black man in.






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Wow those are some of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. Mostly because they are real.
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#18 Jun 30 2004 at 12:06 AM Rating: Decent
I would say we did have our first non-Christian pres with Kennedy. But then again, I don't view the Catholic religion as a Christian religion.

But, I would think we would have a black pres before a pagan pres. Unless the pagan pres was a Bush, the they could buy another presidency.
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Does it really matter? They will probably end up getting assasinated because some extremist doesn't like the thought.
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#20 Jun 30 2004 at 12:26 AM Rating: Good
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I would say we did have our first non-Christian pres with Kennedy. But then again, I don't view the Catholic religion as a Christian religion.

How exactly is catholic not christian?
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#21 Jun 30 2004 at 12:39 AM Rating: Decent
Because in every reference I've seen it in, it's classified outside of Christianity. Such as Judeaism, Christianity, and Catholocism, ie: Catholocism being it's own religion and not just a sect of Christianity.
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How 'bout a dash of Harlequin Fetus Ichthyosis?


too far?
Ohh god.... that is going to give me nightmares.... thanks a lot.
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#24 Jun 30 2004 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
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She's barely qualified to be NSA, and has done a stunningly bad job at it. I can't express how poorly she's preformed.



amen.

that seems to be a trend in this administration. Colin Powell's son as head of the FCC, anyone?
#25 Jun 30 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Decent
both of these would be good, but a non-capitalist president would be the best thing that ever happened to the world
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#26 Jun 30 2004 at 8:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Because in every reference I've seen it in, it's classified outside of Christianity. Such as Judeaism, Christianity, and Catholocism, ie: Catholocism being it's own religion and not just a sect of Christianity.


List any one of those refrences please. No one in the world thinks Christanity and Catholisism are seperate religions.

That's crazy talk.
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Is protestant part of christian religion?
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#28 Jul 01 2004 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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In Christianity, there's Catholocism and there's everything else, also refered to as the Protestant religions.
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OK, cuz I wasn't sure what Protestants were but I know the majority of Presidents were WASPs. White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
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#30 Jul 01 2004 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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i say non-christian
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Is protestant part of christian religion?
Yes, the Protestant religion is a form of Christianity.

I want a *** black Jewish president.
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#34 Jul 01 2004 at 4:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Here's a handy chart for you hoopleheads.
 
                          Christnaity 
                              
             Orthodox                       Reformed 
 
  Catholosism    Other Orthdoxy     Prodestant   Mormon 
 
                 Greek/Roman etc    Whacko Nutjobs one and all. 
 


Does that clear it up a little?



Edited, Thu Jul 1 17:53:03 2004 by Smasharoo
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Actually Catholicism is what all other forms of Christianity stem from.

So your little graph is off a tad in that aspect.
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The hats will be mandatory.
Aardvaarks will be juggled on Tuesdays.

Anyone who ever mentions this post will be eaten by gnats.


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#37 Jul 01 2004 at 10:13 PM Rating: Decent
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The Jews have Hollywood.
Indians have computer parts.
Muslims have oil.
White Christians hane the presidentcy.
That is just the way of things.
Accept it.
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I'm going to get myself elected as President. they'll think i'm just your average presidential person, then i'll start a cult. We shall worship squids. there will be hats.

The hats will be mandatory.
Aardvaarks will be juggled on Tuesdays.

What about the punch and pie?

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