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#1 Jun 25 2004 at 12:47 AM Rating: Decent
I just picked up their new cd Houses of the Mole today.

I think it's their best work since Psalm 69. The riffs are faster and heavier than anything they've done in years.

I didn't notice the absence of Paul Barker (long-time collaborator and bassist), there's definitely some talent here that was lying dormant for awhile.

In short, if you're a Ministry fan, you won't be disappointed with Houses of the Mole. You can listen to free samples on their website: http://animositisomina.com

And all it took was another Bush in office.
#2 Jun 25 2004 at 5:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Unless you're 19, it's time to move on from Ministry.
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#3 Jun 25 2004 at 5:57 AM Rating: Default
What is ministry?
#4 Jun 25 2004 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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#7 Jun 25 2004 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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Unless you're 19, it's time to move on from Ministry.

But what if I am 19? I've never even heard of Ministry. Did I miss a meeting or something?

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#8 Jun 25 2004 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
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But what if I am 19? I've never even heard of Ministry. Did I miss a meeting or something?

No. You didn't miss anything. Even if you did you're exempt (in my book atleast) cause your avatar is a Duckbillplatypus. They are so cute and yet so very dangerous. They rule in my book.
.......Ministry was alright. But I out grew them after high school. I listen to groups like And One, Covenant, Juno Reactor, VNV Nation....ect.
#9 Jun 25 2004 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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#10 Jun 25 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Unless you're 19, it's time to move on from Ministry.


What do you base this opinion on?
#11 Jun 25 2004 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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What do you base this opinion on?


It was really just more of an offhand comment. Most people outgrow Ministry when they leave high school. If you like them, great, more power to you. Enjoy the concerts full of teenage agnst ridden boys going trough puberty.
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#12 Jun 25 2004 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
"angst ridden boys"

Somehow I find this comment to be very ironic when I consider the source. I'm sure I don't know you, Smash, but from what I've read, that's exactly how you come off. You sure you're not a Ministry fan?
#13 Jun 25 2004 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm sure I don't know you, Smash, but from what I've read, that's exactly how you come off


You need better reading comprehention skills, I guess. I'm sorry I can't dumb it down a little more for you, but I refuse to give in to the mandate to write everything to 8th grade reading level for the masses.

Sorry :(
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#14 Jun 25 2004 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo wrote:
It was really just more of an offhand comment. Most people outgrow Ministry when they leave high school. If you like them, great, more power to you. Enjoy the concerts full of teenage agnst ridden boys going trough puberty.


This was true a decade ago, I know I was an angst-ridden teenager when I first heard them, but most of their fan base has aged with them.

You're always going to have that crowd that will flock to music like Ministry's, but I think they have a wider range of appeal than you give them credit for. Who knows, maybe it's just nostalgia kicking in since this album reminds me a lot of Psalm 69.
#15 Jun 25 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
So you're just gonna call me stupid. That figures. I guess I can thank you for confirming what I suspected.
#16 Jun 25 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Decent
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So you're just gonna call me stupid. That figures. I guess I can thank you for confirming what I suspected.


You suspected that I would point out the obvious?

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#17 Jun 25 2004 at 3:12 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, that's right. Keep goin' man. I'm sure everyone is impressed.
#18 Jun 25 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, that's right. Keep goin' man. I'm sure everyone is impressed.


Oh, I doubt it. It's like watching Bruce Lee fight a nine month old child, I'd imagine. Amusing at first, but people wince when he sams it against the wall.
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#19 Jun 25 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, that's right. Keep goin' man. I'm sure everyone is impressed.


Oddly enough, I am somewhat impressed.

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#20 Jun 25 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
Because, yeah. You're like beating me up really bad 'n stuff. Sure. I can see where you'd get that.

You're going to call Ministry fans immature then get into a name-calling match with someone on an internet message board. Yeah. Go You.

Edited, Fri Jun 25 16:23:42 2004 by OnePrime
#21 Jun 25 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Because, yeah. You're like beating me up really bad 'n stuff. Sure. I can see where you'd get that.


Everyone can see where I can get it. Hence the pity. I'm watching the clock waiting to see how long untill a "white knight" comes and rises to your defense!


You're going to call Ministry fans immature then get into a name-calling match with someone on an internet message board. Yeah. Go You.


YOU attacked ME, Sparky.

Shake hands with Devil, and you're going to get burned.



Anyway this has nothing to do with Ministry. Come find me in the Asylum if you want to be beaten some more, I'm going to let these people have their topic back.

Edited, Fri Jun 25 16:29:09 2004 by Smasharoo
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#22 Jun 25 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
Uh huh. You came in and put up the smug superior attitude like all Ministry fans are benieth you, then you say it's off topic and decide to leave when someone calls you on it?
#23 Jun 25 2004 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Uh huh. You came in and put up the smug superior attitude like all Ministry fans are benieth you, then you say it's off topic and decide to leave when someone calls you on it?


No.

Look, I realize reading is painful and difficult process for you, but have you considered maybe reading posts other than just yours and replys to yours?

Did you notice, perhaps, the following:

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What do you base this opinion on?



It was really just more of an offhand comment. Most people outgrow Ministry when they leave high school. If you like them, great, more power to you. Enjoy the concerts full of teenage agnst ridden boys going trough puberty.


Let me explain. Someone asked how I came to the oppinion that anyone over 19 should have outgrown Ministry. I explained my position, they essentially agreed with some caveats and we both left the conversation with respect for one another.

On the other hand you felt compelled to insult me, personaly, for no particular reason I can fathom with the possible exception of actually being a 19 year old agnst ridden Ministry fan.

You didn't "call me" on anything, you tossed out a half hearted horribly weak insult that wasn't even insulting because it wasn't vaguely accurate.

You may as well have called me a Duck Billed Playtapus, it would have been as insulting and as accurate, and funny too!

Look. You can have the last word on this topic. Go nuts. Post ninety more times about me and how much I'm not getting to you. Write a book about how little I got to you and go on a world wide Ministry concert signing tour where you'll be hailed as a hero for standing up for Ministry fans everywhere.

Whatever makes you happy. If you want to continue to be beaten into a fine red myst go over to the asylum and start a topic titled "smash sucks!" or something equally witty.
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#24 Jun 25 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
Why are you even talking about beating me up? I mean, it's the internet. It's a forum. Your self-serving chest thumping doesn't mean **** squat. Posture all you want.

You can give your opinion on Ministry fans? Fine. I can give mine on you. You're an egotistical prick as well as a hypocrite. But that doesn't mean anything because it was just an offhand comment. No, really.
#25 Jun 25 2004 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Why are you even talking about beating me up?


Only posted again to clarify.

It's a Metaphor I don't think that I am, nor would I ever do any actual physical harm to you.

Jesus, what do they teach in Junior High these days...Kids!
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#26 Jun 25 2004 at 3:50 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, a mataphor. For what? How you're going to OMG PWN ME ON TEH INTARWEB!!!??? I sure am afraid, I can tell ya.

You're just such a show pony aren't ya.

And you're calling me a kid.

lol

Edited, Fri Jun 25 16:52:55 2004 by OnePrime
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