Official Shrubbery Waterer
Or, if you'd rather have "Super Premium Membership", just send me a SASE with the $9.95, cash or money order please. Once I have recieved payment, I'll send you a secret passcode that lets you bypass the site security and put up avatars, as well as bypass the swear filter. It's ******* awesome!
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.