I don't get it. I just don't get it. Here I am, 28 years old, sitting here in the prime of my life on a Friday night like most every other night of my life dateless. For awhile it didn't bother me at all, now it's really starting to bother me.
You are the reason they have internet ****, my fine feathered freind.
It seems like everybody else in the world has no problem whatsoever getting a g/f. From the pretty boys to the geekiest of geeks, they all seem to have another half. I know it's not right or fair to compare yourself to others, but I can't help it.
So get one then.
I've always had this problem. I've only had like 1-2 girlfriends in my life, and they didn't last long. I'm shy and don't have the nerve to ask anybody out, and everbody I'm interested in seems to already have a b/f.
Make it into an experiement in psychology for yourself. Ask out a woman day for a month. If they all say no come back and post that it was a stupid idea and that I ruined your life and I'll send you $100 US.
Is there anybody else out there who feels my pain?
I imagine there's a lot of people who are too frightened to even TRY.
$100, I'm serious. You can do it. This is probably your last chance to date teenagers too, think of that!
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.