I declare myself the Winner (Maybe)Follow

Kaolian has the last post on the Last thread. If Kaolian posted the last post on the Last thread, and it was then locked by Alla then he is the winner.

But seeing how Kaolian is an administrator on this board it is possible that he posted the last post on the last thread and them locked it.

If that is the case then I call BS and declare myself the winner of the Last Thread!!

No offense is meant toward Kaolian the Great, but it is suspect that a admin wins the Last thread game.

If I am wrong I submit my apologies now.

It not then I WIN!

I have to say Kaolian won, because he did say "last" on the last post.

Wrong.

As the originator of this game, it is written in Part IV, Section 6, subsection a, paragraph 5 of the Official Rule Book that admins cannot win in a Last(tm) Game due to a conflict of interest based in the broad powers held by same admins/mods.

It is therefore my ruling that the last person to make an entry on the Last thread who is not an admin or an obvious admin sockpuppet will be declared the winner.

I hereby recuse myself from the running because of a promise never to engage in a Last game ever again. I will, however, officiate the proceedings of any and all subsequent games in the future.

Tregalfer, the last winner of Last, had to undergo an investigation by a peer review board(consisting of me) to determine the viability of his amateur playing status. His win was subsequently upheld and his momentous place in Last history is the stuff of what bards and troubadours write ballads and sing songs.

At this telling, the Last thread is still open and the winner has not been determined. Good luck to all participants.

Totem

Good JOB!!

Thanks all!!!

Now, you see, Donut, that post epitomizes the lack of gravitas, of perspective, of vision that someone of a paltry 711 posts has when discussing my body of work which you so flippantly dismiss by the phrase, "All you did was spam..."

That is comparable to saying all Michalangelo "did" was splash some paint up there on the Sistene Chapel's ceiling.

You show yourself to be the consumate boor, the philistine, the Gaul breaking down the gates of civilization, sir. A... savage! And dare I say it? Yes! You most likely are of the Middle Eastern persuasion, an Arab with no appreciation for civility, art, or manners. Proper discourse, polite social etiquitte, and please and thank you's are an unknown commodity to such a barbarian as yourself.

Just like those Iraqis who have no affinity for freedom and democracy, so too you wish for the lash, you crave the boot on your neck, you yearn for the whip to put you in your craven place at the feet of your betters, your masters, your superiors-- myself. A subhuman you are! Chattel to be sold, cattle to be devoured, slaves to be beaten and worked until they die in ignominous, anonymous death.

You, sir, are a cretin. And one bereft of any passably distinguished characteristics outside of the brutish sneer on your animal face.

Last(tm), the Game, is the pinnacle of this board's evolution, it's zenith, the apogee of it's ascension on the internet. My vast number of missives on that thread is a paeon to its' glory and ephemeral beauty. However, such a beast as yourself could not possibly understand such... art.

Be gone foul and unwashed Arab! Remove yourself from this board and never show your face again!

Totem

No no, that's Tacosid.

First name: Jelly
Last name: Donut
Rank: Private, trainee

Totem

Please remove your head before reading futher.

When I posted "all you did was spam" I mean instead of posting something with meaning, you posted the same message again and again. However you did change the message, but not often and maybe added a number to it in a pattern. Yes, maybe you did break the 10k mark only to have it striped away, but you reached it without skill. Its simple enough to post a message many many times, but it means much more to actually take time in making a post.



I must not be worthly of attention from someone such as yourself. (ha)

Hes at 7k plus right now. He reached 10k by spam posting Last.

Read carefully, "maybe you did break the 10k mark only to have it striped away, but you reached it without skill." I havent been here long enough to know of his other posts, he must of done a good job so far, but breaking 10k with spam is nothing.

You're talking about him posting right...?

For Bob's sake, Totem. Quit playing with this kid. No wonder I can't find anything worth reading next door. You f'uckers are over here in the sand box making nicey with tonka trucks and barbie dolls.