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#1 May 18 2004 at 6:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Good God......I really cant think of anything to say to that. How sad would life be without sex.

Edited, Tue May 18 19:35:14 2004 by spawned
#3 May 18 2004 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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That's truly amazing that people are that ingorant. That boarders on really stupid people.
As for life without sex. Maybe you should try it. There really is more to life then sex. Sex is deffinatly nice. But so is a nice cold dish of ice cream on a hot day. Or watching your favorite football team run down the sidelines to score a touchdown. So is a good workout. So is kicking some major butt in a space-based videogame set in a movie world created in the 70's. As is alot of things.
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That's truly amazing that people are that ingorant. That boarders on really stupid people.
As for life without sex. Maybe you should try it. There really is more to life then sex. Sex is deffinatly nice. But so is a nice cold dish of ice cream on a hot day. Or watching your favorite football team run down the sidelines to score a touchdown. So is a good workout. So is kicking some major butt in a space-based videogame set in a movie world created in the 70's. As is alot of things.


Spoken by someone who has obviously never had sex.........
#5 May 18 2004 at 6:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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spawned, Eater of Souls wrote:
EQDom wrote:
That's truly amazing that people are that ingorant. That boarders on really stupid people.
As for life without sex. Maybe you should try it. There really is more to life then sex. Sex is deffinatly nice. But so is a nice cold dish of ice cream on a hot day. Or watching your favorite football team run down the sidelines to score a touchdown. So is a good workout. So is kicking some major butt in a space-based videogame set in a movie world created in the 70's. As is alot of things.


Spoken by someone who has obviously never had sex.........


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#6 May 18 2004 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
my left nut hangs lower then my right nut, am i sexually dysfunctional?
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#7 May 18 2004 at 8:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, just likely to trip.
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"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
Apparently they also had no access to books, television, radio, billboards, newspapers or magazines. The term "home schooled" springs to mind.

Really, try to go a day without seeing or hearing sexual innuendos from co-workers, friends, mass media. Think you could manage that level of ignorance for 30+ years if you are in any way participating in modern society?

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SHould people to ignorant to procreate actually be TAUGHT TO!?!?

methinks No.
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being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education



Being taught to have sex...hmmm



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That's truly amazing that people are that ingorant. That boarders on really stupid people.
As for life without sex. Maybe you should try it. There really is more to life then sex. Sex is deffinatly nice. But so is a nice cold dish of ice cream on a hot day. Or watching your favorite football team run down the sidelines to score a touchdown. So is a good workout. So is kicking some major butt in a space-based videogame set in a movie world created in the 70's. As is alot of things.
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Spoken by someone who has obviously never had sex.........

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So is kicking some major butt in a space-based videogame set in a movie world created in the 70's

thats why..
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"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

I'm thinking Amish. Do they have Amish in Germany?



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#13 May 19 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
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You know I thought Amish or another similar religious community too. Then it occurred to me, don't they raise livestock? If you're around livestock, you're going to see some copulation happening at a fairly young age.

I'm thinking more along the lines of Carrie's (from the movie "Carrie") mom.
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#14 May 19 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I always figured it was instinctual. Wouldn't you kinda figure it out after 8 years of marriage? Even still, what were they doing to have children other than sex?
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Even still, what were they doing to have children other than sex?
Praying is my guess.
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maybe stork hunting?
"oh, there's one honey! get the gun!"
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#17 May 19 2004 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:
maybe stork hunting?
"oh, there's one honey! get the gun!"


Smiley: lol

#18 May 19 2004 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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i bet you didnt know that lance armstrong had his testacal removed because he had testicular cancer lol. now thats sexually disfunctional
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This story is pretty obviously false, guys. Ananova isn't particularly the most reliable news source and the fact that they don't quote ANY names (plus the use of the word "retarded") heavily suggest that this is just another unsubstantiated story.

I mean, come on. Instinct or popular culture would take over at some point. If you didn't know what sex was you would've have to LITERALLY been living in a cave those 30 years.
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Wow. Maybe it's best that people like that don't procreate.
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pretty obviously false, guys. Ananova isn't particularly the most reliable news source and the fact that they don't quote ANY names (plus the use of the word "retarded") heavily suggest that this is just another unsubstantiated story.


I don't know... if they were so false would they bother to apologize for inaccuracies?
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