Ye need only two toolz. WD-40 and Duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use Duct tape.
and rememberz...
Itz always darkest before dawn.
So, if u're going to steal ur neighbor's newspaper,
thatz the time to do it.
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wd 40 works wonders, duct aint that great, it comes apart and is easily torn
If this was posted in the Asylum, there would be completly different answers.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Vice grips & a hammer.
If you can't fix it with the vice grips, smash the crap out of it till you're forced to go get a new one.
If you can't fix it with the vice grips, smash the crap out of it till you're forced to go get a new one.
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If this was posted in the Asylum, there would be completly different answers.
Not nessicarily. You'd be surprised what we could accomplish with some duct tape and WD40. The S&M Slip and Slide leaps to mind.
Gaffers Tape > Duct Tape for doing anything BTW.
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True story.
I bought a 86 Ford Bronco 4 or so years ago. Was driving one day and my transmission pan literally fell out onto the street. What Did I do? Walk to the nearest gas station, buy 3 rolls of duct tape and 3 bottles of transmission fluid. Duct Taped that ***** on there, filled it back up, and drove home.
The engine blew up a couple of weeks later. Couldn't Duct Tape that, so I sold it to a junk yard.
I bought a 86 Ford Bronco 4 or so years ago. Was driving one day and my transmission pan literally fell out onto the street. What Did I do? Walk to the nearest gas station, buy 3 rolls of duct tape and 3 bottles of transmission fluid. Duct Taped that ***** on there, filled it back up, and drove home.
The engine blew up a couple of weeks later. Couldn't Duct Tape that, so I sold it to a junk yard.
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I bought a 86 Ford Bronco 4 or so years ago. Was driving one day and my transmission pan literally fell out onto the street. What Did I do? Walk to the nearest gas station, buy 3 rolls of duct tape and 3 bottles of transmission fluid. Duct Taped that ***** on there, filled it back up, and drove home.
thats bailing wire
piece of my exhaut(88 f250 lwb, 250k miles booya!) stayed one for about 6 months now, its wired up to the frame
duct tape for your er... other problems
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Donuil wrote:
thats bailing wire
piece of my exhaut(88 f250 lwb, 250k miles booya!) stayed one for about 6 months now, its wired up to the frame
duct tape for your er... other problems
piece of my exhaut(88 f250 lwb, 250k miles booya!) stayed one for about 6 months now, its wired up to the frame
duct tape for your er... other problems
See, I live in South Georgia, we use Duct Tape for everything. I think some people use it as birth control.
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farther south bailing wire is a replacement for duct tape, you can find it anywhere, back yard, ditch, holding the door together at gas station
alot of hay hauling i got a few truck loads of it
farther south bailing wire is a replacement for duct tape, you can find it anywhere, back yard, ditch, holding the door together at gas station
alot of hay hauling i got a few truck loads of it
One of the guys I used to work with came in last summer ******** about his exhaust system falling apart. He actually asked if he could hold it together with duct tape for the time being. Needless to say, I can't believe he took us seriously as we(while laughing uncontrolably)told him yes.
The next day we had a good time watching the smoke bellow out from underneath his car on lunch.
The next day we had a good time watching the smoke bellow out from underneath his car on lunch.
Haggan, you'd be amazed the things Charlestonians do with Duct Tape and WD-40. That and wire coat hangers.
Larry King and Regis Philbin
Those guys are tools
Those guys are tools
Leatherman Wave and a CNC milling machine. give me those two things and enough time and i'll damn welll build you a space shuttle!
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Smasharoo wrote:
Not nessicarily. You'd be surprised what we could accomplish with some duct tape and WD40. The S&M Slip and Slide leaps to mind.
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You'd be surprised what we could accomplish with some duct tape and WD40. The S&M Slip and Slide leaps to mind.
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One of the guys I used to work with came in last summer ******** about his exhaust system falling apart. He actually asked if he could hold it together with duct tape for the time being. Needless to say, I can't believe he took us seriously as we(while laughing uncontrolably)told him yes.
The next day we had a good time watching the smoke bellow out from underneath his car on lunch.
The next day we had a good time watching the smoke bellow out from underneath his car on lunch.
lol
good trick, tell someone who doesnt know much about vehicles that when you take tires off they have to be put back in the same position with the lugnuts in thier same spot
ask someone with a diesel where the sparkplugs are
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