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#1 May 09 2004 at 3:14 AM Rating: Decent
Either this guy was too dumb to realize pain, or they're using a Gatling Nail Gun.

Either way. . .OUCH!
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#2 May 09 2004 at 3:36 AM Rating: Decent
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That.. must have been very uncomfortable...
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#4 May 09 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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an industrial incident caused a nail gun to shoot nails into his head and brain

Hmmm.... sounds like this "industrial accident" is much like someone being "shot while attempting to escape".
#5 May 09 2004 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
He's ok, it doesn't take much brain power to pluck peaches from trees.
#6 May 09 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Nail guns aren't one of the usual tools of the produce harvesting industry.

So, this nail gun just happened to malfunction while someone had it pointed at this guys face?
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#7 May 09 2004 at 10:29 PM Rating: Decent
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I read a more thurough(sp) write up of this accident in my local paper. Apparently this fellow fell off a roof and landed on a co-worker that was using the nail gun. I've used nail guns before and the safety is built into the barrel of the gun. You have to press it against a surface and pull the trigger to fire a nail. Most people just hold the trigger down and touch the barrel where they want a nail. That being said it would take about 1.5 seconds to fire off 6 nails. I think this has to fall under the realm of freak accident.
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