Post some funny jokes! =DFollow

a pair of blondes are walking down the street and walk into a building.






you would of figured 1 of them would of seen it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a camaro?
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i dont have a camaro in my garage
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whats the difference between a dead babies and bowling balls?
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the bowling balls roll off of the pitch fork when you try to take them out of your trunk...

I was going to tell you a joke about a wall...





















but I didn't think you would get over it.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Edited, Sun May 9 05:51:40 2004 by PsychoJester

I promise, this is the last one.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls
over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Yes, that was a little too far for OOT.

Anyone who would have got the joke would not have been offended, and you cant be offended if you dont get it, i dont think it was too far.

but then its not up to me lol

Yes it is to far, i played DaoC with a nun, she trolls these forums every now and then, shoulda remembered that others use forum.

Okay here is my joke for all audiences.

A snail walks into a custom shop for cars, he says i want my car tricked out and i wanted it painted in blue with a giant "S" on each side. He comes back a couple days later when all the work is done and he is talking to the mechanic and the mechanic ask "why the giant S on each side?" to which the snail replies "when i drive by i want ppl to say 'hey look at that s car go"

Laugh riot i tell. And much more friendly than the starving ethiopian BJ joke.

Lol.

Really made me laugh, I hate clowns.

LMMFAO @ Hobbitgod

I am pleased that U.S. forces captured a bedraggled Saddam Hussein in
his dirt crawlspace near Tikrit on Saturday evening. He had a side arm
and $750,000 in the hole with him and was within eyesight of his lost
palaces. News coverage showed Iraqis celebrating in the streets.

I'm also glad they're doing DNA testing, so we're confident that we
didn't capture Nick Nolte instead.

*little out of date, but still..*

ok i got one


superman is flying around town and he is horny as hell, so he see's green lantern and and says "hey green lantern, do you know where I can get some action around here?" and the green lantern says "you could go to wonderwoman, she's the best!" superman says "well, um, i dont think so, me and her are friends so im not into that with her" so the green lantern says "well alright" and flys away.

so superman is still flying around horny and see's batman driving his car so he goes down to batman and ask's him where he can get laid. batman replys " you could go ask wonderwoman, she's pretty easy to get with" but superman still says "me and her are friends so i dont want to." so batman says ok and drives away.

so superman is flying around and STILL horny. he flys over the justice league building and there is wonderwoman, completely naked with her legs wide open! and superman thinks to himself "wait a minute, i can do this, im faster then a speeder bullet, i could be in and out of there in a second!" so he flys down, f*cks her! and flys away. then wonderwoman says "what the hell was that?" and the invisible man says "i dont know but my *** is killing me!"