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#1 May 07 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Default
[i]ANYONE WANT TO GET SAVED AND LET GOD COME INTO HEART SO U CAN GO TO HEAVEN[/i]
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#2 May 07 2004 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/

Saved!
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#3 May 07 2004 at 4:44 PM Rating: Decent
sAY WAT U WANT I AINT AFRAID OF U BUT I SPEAK OUT WHEN I WANT WHETHER U THINK I'M A FOOL OR NOT. I'M A SERVANT OF THE LORD SO I FEAR NO EVIL!!!!!!☻
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#4 May 07 2004 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Congrats......
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Yeah, it's not funny. I just saw that movie the other day and was waiting for a good spot to plug it. Your Shtick is just dumb. Not even amusingly dumb or annoyingly dumb, just "might as well ignore that" dumb.

Try something else.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#6 May 07 2004 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Yeah, it's not funny. I just saw that movie the other day and was waiting for a good spot to plug it. Your Shtick is just dumb. Not even amusingly dumb or annoyingly dumb, just "might as well ignore that" dumb.

Try something else.


Yeah I dont usually agree with much Smash says when it comes to religion... But for once we definitely see eye to eye.
#7 May 07 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Let God come into Heart?

As in join the rock group?

C'mon over, he said with a smile...
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#8 May 07 2004 at 6:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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... He's got magic hands?
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#9 May 08 2004 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Magic hands are good.Smiley: wink2
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#10 May 10 2004 at 12:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Why am I thinking of Robin Williams impersonating a Southern Preacher?

"Have you found Jesus??!"

Pleh, whatevah
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#11 May 12 2004 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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popthewaselnecfrakyman....


This is G0D... please come home to me now...
...run into a very busy lane of traffic, it won't hurt, I will wipe away all tears when you reach me!

Love you so much, I raped a virgin, knocked her up, just so I could arrange to have him murdered.

G0D.
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#13 May 12 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Love you so much, I raped a virgin, knocked her up, just so I could arrange to have him murdered.

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holy **** dude that was one of the most offensive things ive ever read.
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#14 May 12 2004 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Inaccurate, too. Mary said "Let it be" to Gabriel after he explained the whole situation and prior to her becoming pregnant.

Whispered words of wisdom...
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#15 May 12 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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holy **** dude that was one of the most offensive things ive ever read.


Why goddamnit thank you very much!


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Inaccurate, too. Mary said "Let it be" to Gabriel after he explained the whole situation and prior to her becoming pregnant.


Now who gibs a flying f*ck on accuratcy, I was being a beligerent assshole to a friggin idiot! Was I trying to gib a good christen sermon here, or as I said, was I trying to offend!!?!? At least trunksbrando had the smartz to fig that one out!

Edited, Wed May 12 17:22:54 2004 by singforu

Edited, Wed May 12 17:22:53 2004 by singforu
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#16 May 12 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Now who gibs a flying f*ck on accuratcy


hooooweee son!! now thems sound like fightin words to me!


No wait, upon closer inspection...they just don't make any sense at all.
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