Way better than nails, dontcha think?
Sure they are similar, but screws have that line or star on top of them, plus that cool spiral.
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Good point. But have you ever fired an air-powered nail gun? eh? eh? I didnt think so.
Screws are nails!
Where is Thundra?
Where is Thundra?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's good to carry one around to try and meet woman. "Hi, you look like you could use a *****. Here."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
S/he's not coming back, is s/he?
I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a ***** or something. That always works.
I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a ***** or something. That always works.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Velcro!!!
Nails are so much more violent and fun. Plus with nail all i need is hammer, with ***** i gotta know if its flat head, philips head etc, plus the incessant twisting and remebering righty~tighy, lefty~loosy annoys me.
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In polite company, is it "I screwed that *****" or "I nailed that *****"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I prefer "tapped" or "drilled" personally. It's much mroe urbane.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
How bout Nine Inch Nails?
I call it Chloroformed.
Yeah, I chloroformed that hoe!
Yeah, I chloroformed that hoe!
Jophiel wrote:
In polite company, is it "I screwed that *****" or "I nailed that *****"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.
I prefer screwed--- screws seem more painful than nails.
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S/he's not coming back, is s/he?
I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a ***** or something. That always works.
I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a ***** or something. That always works.
Yeah, I tried that, but all it seems to do is make her suck faster.
I think she likes dirty talk.
Note to self: Include "Skeeet" in your searchability
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In polite company, is it "I screwed that *****" or "I nailed that *****"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.
I prefer "Allegashed".*
* obscure reference
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Note to self: Include "Skeeet" in your searchability
foiled!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hmm, now that I think about it, I should include d1ck and fart too.
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I prefer "Allegashed".*
* obscure reference
* obscure reference
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I call it Chloroformed.
Chloroforme? More like Bora-form! HAHAHA!
sorry had to say it, for those of you who know what I'm talking about
Lol!
The last numbers of my post count now are 69.
Get it? 69??
Haha!
Edited, Sat May 8 00:07:09 2004 by Skeeter
The last numbers of my post count now are 69.
Get it? 69??
Haha!
Edited, Sat May 8 00:07:09 2004 by Skeeter
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