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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
eewwww!
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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.
sounds kinky ^^
To some, perhaps.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.
So, a hairdryer with a
ed to it = women's
s 
The electric device superseded the previous practice of doctors giving genital massage to female patients.
In further news a vintage sign from a turn of the century physician's office was found reading "No more happy endings!"
In further news a vintage sign from a turn of the century physician's office was found reading "No more happy endings!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Can I go puke now????
Smasharoo wrote:
doctors giving genital massage to female patients.
Wow... that job must have some perks... and some very bad days too x_x *cringes*
Dunno. I think adding the second sentence to this paragraph is even better:
Um... Which is more or less exactly how and why they are used today.
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The electric device superseded the previous practice of doctors giving genital massage to female patients. It dramatically reduced the time needed for each treatment and could be operated by the relatively unskilled.
Um... Which is more or less exactly how and why they are used today.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
OK... how about... NO, that thing is NASTY looking and it seems like it would sand something much needed, right off. Other than that... I'm completely speechless. lol
I hope that all the patients had their tetanus shots before hand.
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