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#1 May 05 2004 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=5&u=/nm/20040505/od_nm/life_lion_dc

How does one manage to get a lion running around in teh middle of nowhere with no one hving reported said lion missing?
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#2 May 06 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you implying that lions aren't native to Ohio?
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#3 May 06 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe it's the Cowardly Lion.
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My guesses on what it is, from most to least likely:

Tan VW bug (old model)
Discarded brown bathtub by side of road
Largish cardboard box blowing in wind (Perhaps with picture of lion on it)
Great Dane
Lesser Dane
A large danish
N. American mountain lion
African lion
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#5 May 07 2004 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't think you gave due credit to a large danish.
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#6 May 07 2004 at 10:39 PM Rating: Decent
I find it amusing that a previous lion sighting was a great dane.... =)
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#7 May 07 2004 at 10:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Great danes eat people in Ohio. Didn't you know that? It's nothing to laugh about.
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#9 May 08 2004 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Hold on a second. This is the second lion sighting in Ohio? I think all that burning rubber is warping their minds.

I also lke the fact that the mayor is only "a bit skeptical".

I bet these are the same people who burn witches on the weekends and look up only to see that the sky is falling
#10 May 08 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey, give them a break, it's Ohio. The only thing they've got going for them is Cleveland, and even that's a bit sketchy at times.
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#11 May 09 2004 at 5:57 AM Rating: Decent
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"The employee, Jack Dingess, 41, said he thought he was "tripping out" when he saw the animal crouching under a semitrailer in the parking lot of the business." He said he thought he was tripping out. Why would he think he was tripping out unless he was on some illiegal substance. Maybe the whole state is tripping out on some illiegal substance. No?

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#12 May 09 2004 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3279201/detail.html

still no lion catchee
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#14 May 10 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent
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All three confirmed lion sightings took place Monday night in Gahanna. Witnesses said that they spotted a female lion, weighing anywhere between 300 and 400 pounds.
I'd like to know by whom these sightings were confirmed.
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After examining the latest supposed lion paw print, animal experts said that a deer made it.
My money's still on the great dane.
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#16 May 11 2004 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
Goodness, there are times I'm embarrased to say that I'm from Ohio. This situation passed that point quite a while back...

And if Lauren gets to move, so do I! (We could actually save some money by sharing a U-haul...)
#17 May 11 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Decent
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So have they caught it yet?
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#18 May 11 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
Some (Ohioan?) is sitting at home, petting his great dane and chuckling to himself.
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