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#1 May 05 2004 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Hi all, my husband wants a divorce, what should i do?!
I dont want to do it! :'(
#2 May 05 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kill him and take the insurance money and run.

No seriously. Talk it over with him, see fit hings acan be worked out somehow.
#3 May 05 2004 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I think you should pretend you're a woman who's being divorced and post about it on a message board when you're bored.
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I have deja vu.
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I am sorry to hear that Abbay, and I wish you and your husband the best of luck in these hard times. Unfortunately, this may not be the proper place to seek advice on this particular topic. Idealy, the two of you should seek objective counseling. In the mean time I will pray that the two of you will have the strength and wisdom to keep each other's dignity intact.

Good luck, and be strong.
#6 May 05 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Never mind all, He was joking, it was part of a gift for our anniversary, i was going to cry! Lol, he scared me so much.. Thanks8D

Edited, Wed May 5 19:33:30 2004 by Abbay

Edit: Spelling Errors.


Edited, Wed May 5 19:35:12 2004 by Abbay
#7 May 05 2004 at 10:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bah.
#8 May 05 2004 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
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And I bet you were just tickled as a pig in mud to find out it was all a joke. Ya, right.

Move along, nothing to see here.
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#9 May 06 2004 at 12:35 AM Rating: Decent
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haha....theres this girl at my school....for some reason she thinks were married...she hits me....its funny.....my head hurts....she hits me there too sometimes....i have to go now...
#10 May 06 2004 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Thats really ****** up, Abbay. I hope it was a good gift.
#11 May 06 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Decent
My wife would cut my balls off if I did something like that.
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#12 May 06 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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No Doubt!!!
#13 May 06 2004 at 11:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Give him a ********...

Wait? he was joking? Don't get crazy and bite his nuts off...
#14 May 06 2004 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Lol, thanks. It was a HUGE diamond! I love it
#15 May 06 2004 at 5:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I would discuss your medication levels with your doctor. Seems you have some delusional problems Dear Abbay.
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