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#1 May 02 2004 at 10:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hate working on HP and Compaq computers. If you own one, please do all the techs of the world a favor, trash it and go get someone to build you one from scratch.

Thank you.
#2 May 02 2004 at 10:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Working on them?

They're disposables. That's like refilling a ic lighter with butane.
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#3 May 02 2004 at 10:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I told my friend i was gonna buy one instead of a Dell he almost slapped. Then he told me if i bought on they would be like buying a pair of shoes from payless shoe store (cheep and crappy)
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#4 May 02 2004 at 10:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yea but some people just can't leave that old 200mhz pentium 1 and go get another one.

Example. Friends mom asks me to work on her computer, she says something is funny with it. I check it out, theres *700* viruses on it, and over *1500* different spyware programs on here computer. I told her the best thing would be to reformat. But she doesn't have the system recovery discs, and i'm not about to work on a piece of crap HP with none of their drivers readily available.
#5 May 02 2004 at 10:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow Smash is that you in your avatar if it is i hope you dont mind me saying u look hella haggard. But nice guitar i play too ^.^
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#6 May 02 2004 at 10:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Made the mistake of buying a compaq from a store once...it was back at the store within the hour with me leaving with my cash back in hand.


If it aint broke don't fix it, and if it wasn't worth using before it was broke don't fix it.
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#7 May 02 2004 at 10:41 PM Rating: Decent
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It's Charles Manson, genius. What do they teach kids in school today??
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#8 May 02 2004 at 10:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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My sister said they taught her in school that he was a bad guy.

Blasphemy I say.
#9 May 02 2004 at 10:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Just missunderstood, really. When I gather my gang of mindless minions who will kill for me, I'll hire a better PR guy.
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#10 May 02 2004 at 10:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I would try to get SOE's PR guy they had for SWG. Look how many people they suckered into that.
#11 May 02 2004 at 10:46 PM Rating: Good
I might kill for you, just depends on whom you'd like killed.

I wouldn't mind taking out most of the posters with a lowercase letter at the begining of their username.
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#12 May 02 2004 at 10:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Not the 'Roo! I played the beta for about an hour and qiuckly declared it fubar...but did anyone listen?? OHhhhhhh NO! They all came back to EQ though...oh indeed, CRAWLING BACK!!

hahahaah!!

Then I destroyed the guild and quit playing....

/whistles quietly.
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#13 May 02 2004 at 10:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL Evil Genius indeed.
#14 May 02 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Can i put in an application of a kid who will work? 16 years old *will kill* and can work full time =D
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#15 May 02 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, start with yourself please.

Use a ....

Chainsaw!

Bam!
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#16 May 02 2004 at 10:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stick bamboo shoots under your toe nails and light them on fire.
#17 May 02 2004 at 10:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, oh I know!!

Is it CHAINSAW??

Credit me with the point I was thinking about it before skeet, I'm certain of it.


BAM!
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#18 May 02 2004 at 10:52 PM Rating: Good
Haha, caught an Admin being mean on the "nice" forum.

That means I need a title now.

Thanks.
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#19 May 02 2004 at 10:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey who finished second in teh Kentucky Derby?

Ahh, never mind, no one cares who finishes second...
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#20 May 02 2004 at 10:56 PM Rating: Good
Sure a lot better than third.

At least I'm not "on strike" aka "not posting but still reading and fuming about not having a title"

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#21 May 02 2004 at 11:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I have no life and my parents beat me so i ran away to my friends house for as long as i can hide out so i found this fourm and have posted as much as i can and have happily got to scholar and it would be great if you upgraded me above scholar so i know someone cared about me...cause when my parents find me i am probably not gonna be able to come back case they will have beaten me so much i wont be able to go to school...............Just Kidding (i dont think abuse is funny btw) ^.^ i am really bored m(_ _)m
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#22 May 02 2004 at 11:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I might kill for you, just depends on whom you'd like killed.

I wouldn't mind taking out most of the posters with a lowercase letter at the begining of their username.


Speaking of this...any way i could capitalize the 1st letter in my name lol. Or is someone on the admin board able to do that for me? If not oh well i think I'll live.

Bob?

Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?
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#23 May 02 2004 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Sure a lot better than third.

At least I'm not "on strike" aka "not posting but still reading and fuming about not having a title"

Well, to be fair, Thundra put's a great deal more effort into posting than I do. Clearly carefully edits her posts for spelling and grammatical correctness, as well as takes the time to go through and research prior threads, desperately trying to find contradictions even months apart, etc.

I can't quite imagine the pain it causes that I'm so much better at it without even paying attention the great majority of the time. Oh well, I shouldn't gloat I guess.

HAHAHAHAH!! I WIN!!

Oh, sorry.
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#24 May 02 2004 at 11:54 PM Rating: Good
I'm shooting for the "Quantity over Quality" approach.

I think it's working.
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#25 May 03 2004 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
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At least I'm not "on strike" aka "not posting but still reading and fuming about not having a title"

I don't think that s/he is going to come out of hiding just from that, Skeeet. Try calling her mom a *****. That should do it.

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#26 May 03 2004 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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heh what about E-Machines?

(not my home pc... my work one.... My home pc is built from scratch....)
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