Sure a lot better than third.
At least I'm not "on strike" aka "not posting but still reading and fuming about not having a title"
Well, to be fair, Thundra put's a great deal more effort into posting than I do. Clearly carefully edits her posts for spelling and grammatical correctness, as well as takes the time to go through and research prior threads, desperately trying to find contradictions even months apart, etc.
I can't quite imagine the pain it causes that I'm so much better at it without even paying attention the great majority of the time. Oh well, I shouldn't gloat I guess.
HAHAHAHAH!! I WIN!!
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.