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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 8:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm thinkin Christina. She's still hot as a brunette and J-Lo could never go blonde.
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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
J-Lo could go blond, you'd be surprised.

Allanis Morrisette is coming back too, although she has decided to come back as a lesbian.
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#3 Apr 29 2004 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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bah to both Britaney pwns
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#5 Apr 29 2004 at 9:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pshaw, the violnist chick from The Cruxshadows is teh hotness.
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Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.
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#9 Apr 30 2004 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
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Pfft, I scoff at Britney, J-Lo, and Christina.

If we're staying in the genre of music, the bassist from Coal Chamber would not only win in a beauty contest, but she'd probably stab them or something.
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#10 Apr 30 2004 at 12:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.


'cause Smash is just too sweet darn it!

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If we're staying in the genre of music, the bassist from Coal Chamber would not only win in a beauty contest, but she'd probably stab them or something.


Saw coal chamber at a club in town with slipknot one time, that chick bassist was hot. I felt bad for her thought she was stupid enough to jump in the pit and got hands in bad places.

You could tell once she got out that she regretted it.

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#12 Apr 30 2004 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Id rather go with the singer for Evenesence than either of the 3
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#13 Apr 30 2004 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
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Id rather go with the singer for Evenesence
The one with the beard??? thats just sick.
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#14 Apr 30 2004 at 5:07 AM Rating: Decent
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thats the singer from 12stones you friggin nancy
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#15 Apr 30 2004 at 5:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Raven haired Christina does it for me, dark and **** all rolled into one.
#16 Apr 30 2004 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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You ought to see one of the singers that performs at my place... short (5'5") long blonde hair, and thin, with gorgeous blue eyes. Then the model that also waitresses oh my goodness, tall, skinny blonde with a stomach flatter than a pancake and a winning personality that is down to earth. The red heads though... WOWZA!!!!! SO you can have all the fantasies you want, I can see these gals in the flesh, and they pay me :)
#17 Apr 30 2004 at 6:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, you're married, though. And have morals.

Whereas I'm married and only don't cheat because my wife's good with a Browning from about 30 yards.
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#18 Apr 30 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...

and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...
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#19 Apr 30 2004 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...

and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...



Ooooo! A racist remark. This should be interesting. I'd start the flames, but really, all I do well is Limericks.

#20 Apr 30 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...

Wrong forum.

You want the Asylum.
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Hey Maynard,

Check THIS out.

The story can be found HERE.

You dumb ass.
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#22 Apr 30 2004 at 7:19 PM Rating: Decent
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sweet dude... you went to the trouble of finding that pic, and posting it on this forum... sweet guy you got a life! not
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#23 Apr 30 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I had a few free minutes. Figured why not hook a brotha up.
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#24 Apr 30 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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Jessica Simpson is hotter. Too bad she's so stupid.
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#25 Apr 30 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Jessica Simpson has Tig old Bitties
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Yeah, J.S. makes my top 5.

Edited, Fri Apr 30 21:00:21 2004 by HeresJohnny
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#27 Apr 30 2004 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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You mean I'm not really eating buffalo when I go order those wings from Dominos?
#28 Apr 30 2004 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yea Rayna from Coal Chamber is hot, but she's married to the drummer from Sevendust, which is kinda like rock royalty wedding there.. kinda wierd..

Amy Lee from Evanescence is hot,

but Rachael and the dancers from The Cruxshadows STILL get my vote :)
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Who knew Hagan was into the suicidegirls thing?
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You have no idea. :)
#31 May 01 2004 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
neither -- they both look like **** ho's. brittney too.
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#32 May 01 2004 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent
I agree, they both suck. Especially Christina. If I wanted to date a filthy **** that looks like she hasnt showered in weeks, Id ask my sister out.

"J-Lo" is almost as bad, though. Im not feeling the whole latin vibe.
#33 May 01 2004 at 9:41 PM Rating: Decent
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simply because j-lo is a a horrible singer and an avarage actress at best, she just does not have what it takes to carry a movie like nicole kidman. and she is terrible at the roles she picks...name one acually good movie she made? the cell? HA HA (with the exception of selina, pretty good movie IMO)
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#34 May 02 2004 at 5:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Haggon had those gothic hoes... i personally like them also... eccept for all the hating life and conformists...

lil somthin on goths i found on inter net

http://maddox.xmission.com/gothics.html

this guy is awsome.
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#35 May 02 2004 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
J-lo swallows, I give it to her by a head.
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#36 May 02 2004 at 8:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Haggon had those gothic hoes... i personally like them also... eccept for all the hating life and conformists...


First off, you misspelled my name. Next, the closest i've ever gotten was huggin Rachael after a show in Tallahassee. It was nice...
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Liv. Tyler.
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Gwen Stefani...........

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Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.


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#40 May 04 2004 at 12:00 AM Rating: Good
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Gotta agree with Haggan here. Any chick who wears black and wears a collar (and isn't fat!) just works... ;)
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#41 May 04 2004 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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I vote for Christina. All that **** energy...the things she could do! OH YEAH! Ooops...got carried away there. Deep breath. Now count from 1 to 10.
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#42 May 04 2004 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Who are these women? Never heard of any of them.
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#43 May 04 2004 at 11:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Amy Lee of Evanescence is without a doubt the hottest woman on the planet.
But out of J-lo/Christina? I'd go with Christina. She is prettier in the face, true J-Lo's got the smoaking booty but that's all she's really got, and Christina looks...skanky..I like skanky.
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Rose McGowan

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#44 May 05 2004 at 2:44 PM Rating: Default
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I second the Rose McGowan vote. She doesn't get enough mentions on the hotness scale!

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I second Liv Tyler. Nice Doom Generation avatar Snarl, that movie was **** No offence, though.
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Yeah the movie was absolutely bizarre, as are all Greg Araki films. But, it's Rose, so that's all that matters. =)
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Come on, has anyone even seen the Dirty video? Christina rules this world!!!

...dirty, dirty, dirty...
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#48 May 06 2004 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Definitely Christina. J-Lo's **** is too big. Christina still has a nice tight little body.
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