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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Just thought I'd make everyone feel a little more at home...
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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Ah, yes. The joys of the United Nations. Allow me to assume my new OOT persona

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As this is the new iteration of the Out Of Topic forum, and designated for the entire population of the magical realm, your attempt to personalize it for Final Fanstasy players must be construed as a hostile action. Please refrain from trying to cater to a specific demographic. In an effort to promote openness and mixing and multi(game)culturalism, this must be the last of its kind.

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#3 Apr 29 2004 at 9:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Actually it was the FFXI OOT forum before Alla moved it.
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In all reality, most people are of the missassumption that it is a FFXI OOT board. Simply because, thats what it was originally amde , and given to them as. However, Allakhazam was not pleased by this, so he chose to make it a general board instead. So for those of oyu who think its a FFXI form. Its not. Get over yourselves.
#5 Apr 29 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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ahhhh!

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#6 Apr 29 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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I'm afraid I have to second the motion of the delegate from Flatulencia.

It is so Resolved that:

On this day, the 29th of April, 2004 the collected representatives of the many and vast reigons of the Realm did agree to avoid at all costs the specefication of inside jokes, forum coloquialisms, and presuption in the new OOT forum.

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In all reality, most people are of the missassumption that it is a FFXI OOT board. Simply because, thats what it was originally amde , and given to them as. However, Allakhazam was not pleased by this, so he chose to make it a general board instead. So for those of oyu who think its a FFXI form. Its not. Get over yourselves.

I'm afraid I have to protest the use of the phrase "get over yourselves" as far too harsh for this enviornment. Please start a thread on the Rants forum if you wish to express that sort of gutter language.

This isn't the place for it.
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#8 Apr 29 2004 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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I apologize if it bothered you. How about a hug to make it all better? Then we can go traipsing through fields while listening to bubbly music, and watching rabbits mate.....
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That would be fantastic. Apology accepted, good sir. You're back on my xmass card list.

Edited, Thu Apr 29 11:01:41 2004 by Smasharoo
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Oh goody! Have some egg nog!
#11 Apr 29 2004 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
/em sings

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#12 Apr 29 2004 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Please start a thread on the Rants forum if you wish to express that sort of gutter language.

This isn't the place for it.


Is the issue with the old OOT really the language...or the attitude?

Actually, it doesn't matter, as the Admins have made their decision. If you have a problem with that, shouldn't you take it up with them?

Have some Smiley: inlove everyone!



Edited for spelling and some much needed loving for everyone.

Edited, Thu Apr 29 11:05:44 2004 by Meabh
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#13 Apr 29 2004 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually I'm pretty sure it was both the language and attitude.Personally the admins arent making us play nice,its just what we decided to do so that they didnt lock us in a dark room and watch Gigli until we were nice children.
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lock us in a dark room and watch Gigli until we were nice children.

/em shudders. Smiley: eek
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#15 Apr 29 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Actually I'm pretty sure it was both the language and attitude.Personally the admins arent making us play nice,its just what we decided to do so that they didnt lock us in a dark room and watch Gigli until we were nice children.


...Wow, I wish that upon no one. Smiley: eek
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#16 Apr 29 2004 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow Haggan, you're from Georgia? It's good to know that there are other southerners here. I'm from Alabama myself. YAY!!
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#17 Apr 29 2004 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Southern? Florida may be just a tad too far south... but I do say y'all. Smiley: grin
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#18 Apr 29 2004 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cool, a third one!

Its like the holy trinity...

Or not.

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#19 Apr 29 2004 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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I'm kinda from Virginia, allthough it seems like I'm never there lately. I do own a house there.
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I'm kinda from Virginia, allthough it seems like I'm never there lately. I do own a house there.


Why live there, when you can play with Charlie in the Box and the Spotted Elephant? :)

But can you explain to me what exactly was wrong with the little doll? She looked pretty normal to me. :P
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Smiley: confused

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#22 Apr 29 2004 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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/comfort Rari.

Have a Smiley: cookie

I seem to giving these away a lot today Smiley: frown
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I seem to giving these away a lot today Smiley: frown


That's okay, I'm being so disgustingly perky that I'm surprised no one has threatened to take me out back behind the forums and beat me. Smiley: laugh
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#24 Apr 29 2004 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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But can you explain to me what exactly was wrong with the little doll? She looked pretty normal to me. :P

Say what?
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FYI don't let any threads go over 10 pages or they will be nerfed.

I'm scared to post anywhere anymore, I feel like I'm being watched by all the admins all the time and they are waiting for me to post so they can nerf me.

Hold me plz?

Smiley: cry
#26 Apr 29 2004 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Say what?

Kiatrix was referring to the little girl doll that was with Charlie in the box and the spotted elephant in the land of misfit toys.

Edited, Thu Apr 29 12:10:06 2004 by Orikenus
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#27 Apr 29 2004 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Oh from the land of misfit toys, I savy now. I'm a little slow, don't mind me.
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#28 Apr 29 2004 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Say what?


My point exactly. She looked normal, considering the type of film she was in. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer isn't exactly the pinnacle of claymation.

Edit: someone beat me to the de-confuse memo

Edited, Thu Apr 29 12:12:32 2004 by Kiatrix
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Pallier wrote:
Hold me plz?

/em holds Pallier.
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#30 Apr 29 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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Pallier wrote:

Hold me plz?




/em holds Pallier.



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She's unloved. Not all misfits have physical deformities.

Take Jeffrey Dahmer for instance.
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She (and he) may not have had a physical deformity, but what about a mental one?

*sniffle* We live in such a damning society! You are not perfect! Go back to your HOLE!

At least in the end, both the little Doll and Jeffrey Dahmer got a deserving fate? :P Or something..
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Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was the island of misfit toys...
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#34 Apr 29 2004 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was. But an island is still land. So, technically he's still correct, right? :)
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"An island is land". Funny how a space changes the pronunciation. Smiley: clown
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Never posted in KailAshtons original caps post.

That thing was large enough that it was attaining its own mass, i had a theory that it might actually be some form of EVIL that ensnared ppl with its fun and entertaining visage but enslaved them to its will forcing them to post and post and post, so that the EVIL thread could attain more mass and collect more people to post and post and post.

Vicious circle that would have ended with Post consuming universe. Of course as i have been told before my view of reality is a bit off kilter as referred to in another post.

http://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1083228759183146314&num=5
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Yea im a true southern boy, born and raised in Tennessee, then moved down here when I was 18 for various reasons.. man i miss Tennessee...
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Yay, another rate-up stroke fest? Suprise suprise. -_-

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Yay, another rate-up stroke fest? Suprise suprise. -_-


Seems to me ppl joking around but the karma has been staying the same. Simmer down little tiger.
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Haggan, Mountain Dew God wrote:
Yea im a true southern boy, born and raised in Tennessee, then moved down here when I was 18 for various reasons.. man i miss Tennessee...


Groovy. I'm in Tennessee. Come on back home...
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Seems to me ppl joking around but the karma has been staying the same. Simmer down little tiger.

Then I shall respectfully disagree with you.
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Then I shall happily report that there has only been one rating done in this entire thread. ^_^
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Then I am an idiot and should delete my account. ><
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Then I am an idiot and should delete my account. ><

See, now I could actually enjoy myself here, but active moderation is a somanumbitch.
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I looked at the forum, there were some rate ups but it wasnt stroke fest in fact poor Orikenus got the big ole rate down, for the most part on OOT forum no one touches karma unless its extremely well deserved. For the most part no one got anything.

But in order to prove you right Zzander i went and rated everyone up.

So i guess i can politely agree with you Smiley: wink
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But it's such a hollow victory.

/hurray? /cry? I don't know which I should do. ;_;
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Poor, poor Zander.
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Id there really a way of policing kharma? Is not Kharma a force in and of itself?
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All the admins can see who rates who with what rating. Karma camping = Bad Thing
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