Get help, get lots of it.
It's a 100% drop for one of the 3 attestations. However which one you get is random. If you get very lucky with the pop item dropping you might solo 2 in one run. I got 1 axe attestation in 33 kills. Solo that would have been 17 consecutive days of almost no money coming in and no progress in making the axe.
Get more people, kill faster, get the pop items faster, kill them faster, finish in 5 days.
Maybe if we wait long enough, he'll tell us about how he walked barefoot uphill through snow both ways in Uleregand and defeated the evil Snoll Tzar with nothing but a stack of pebbles. Men were men back then. Mithra were men, too, but they don't talk about that.
Mellowy is awesome, now.
I'm sorry. My hoovercraft is full of Summoners. As soon as I claim a thread, they just flood out and cover the whole place. Slippery suckers, those Summoners.