Aborb Haste and Absorb STP would both be the most useful thing they could possibly give us but it doesn't stylistically match DRK. Those both sound like SAM based JA's and JT's and the dev teams response to that request would probably be along the lines of "Just play SAM if that's what you want.
For some reason they want DRK to have 6 gallons of attack in a 5 gallon bucket and the ability to intimidate dolls...
