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#27 Feb 04 2010 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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I'm also not sure why I don't look like I'm hitting the end of a full litre of whiskey... The floating hand sure isn't normal, but I'm surprised I'm able to lift my hand at all...
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#28 Feb 04 2010 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.[/sm][/i]


yeah.
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#29 Feb 04 2010 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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I'm THE whiskey drinker, and have yet to try a better than Bunahabhain 12 year old. The best.

Recently got a present from my uncle of a 25 year old Jameson something. He'd been given it for a christmas present, and is a Pioneer, which means he doesn't touch the stuff, but knows I'm passionate about it. I got a bit drunk on the first couple of glasses of it, and woke up the next day on a golf green. No joke. My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.

So They say I ended up drinking it all myself, with the exception of a shot or two forced on my mates...

We then decided that we wanted to steal the flags from crazy golf, and all have a different number, but we didn't know where there was a crazy golf course. Hence, 5am, woken by the dawn chorus on a golf course next to an empty whiskey bottle, my friend Cian's shoes and a #1 golf flag.

Best part? Didn't even get sick. Sign of a quality whiskey!

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Edited, Feb 4th 2010 3:05pm by MojoVIII
Thanks for the suggestion. Ordering some as soon as I get £35 spare. Smiley: grin
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#30 Feb 04 2010 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nil, was checking out your gear and other than the obvious upgrades that I am sure you are aware of (alky's, flame, etc) one thing I would suggest is that you save King's Justice for when you have Aggressor up. You drop a lot of acc in your set (I do the same thing) which puts you at 370ish acc (assuming full GA merits and 68ish base Dex as I dont know what race you are). I usually save KJ for bergressor up due to crits having less of a return as your attack gets higher, as well as being able to drop a lot of acc for STR/ATTK.
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Gear and beer, huzzah, but we're missing something.
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#32 Feb 04 2010 at 7:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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The absolute best part of that is the bat-bat.
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The absolute best part of that is the bat-bat.


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#34 Feb 08 2010 at 4:42 PM Rating: Good
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Nil, was checking out your gear and other than the obvious upgrades that I am sure you are aware of (alky's, flame, etc) one thing I would suggest is that you save King's Justice for when you have Aggressor up. You drop a lot of acc in your set (I do the same thing) which puts you at 370ish acc (assuming full GA merits and 68ish base Dex as I dont know what race you are). I usually save KJ for bergressor up due to crits having less of a return as your attack gets higher, as well as being able to drop a lot of acc for STR/ATTK.
Excellent advice as always KWiley. Thanks Smiley: thumbsup


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#35 Feb 08 2010 at 8:59 PM Rating: Good
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My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.[/sm][/i]


yeah.
I agree.

I love ordering a drink and saying on the rocks. Just sounds so classy
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#36 Feb 09 2010 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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MojoVIII wrote:
My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.[/sm][/i]


yeah.
I agree.

I love ordering a drink and saying on the rocks. Just sounds so classy
Likewise. I also find that drinking some amber liquid with just ice in the glass prompts women to ask "So, what're you drinking".
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#37 Feb 09 2010 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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MojoVIII wrote:
My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.[/sm][/i]


yeah.
I agree.

I love ordering a drink and saying on the rocks. Just sounds so classy
Likewise. I also find that drinking some amber liquid with just ice in the glass prompts women to ask "So, what're you drinking".


another way to get women in bars is to drink a beer with a huge head on it (instruct bartender to pour aggressively), then compare the head of your beer to your glans (say that glans size compares favorably).
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#38 Feb 09 2010 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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milich wrote:
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Redshift wrote:
milich wrote:
MojoVIII wrote:
My friends said that I was offering it to everyone to try, but wouldn't let anyone mix it with anything other than ice, because IMO mixing it with coke just spoils two drinks.[/sm][/i]


yeah.
I agree.

I love ordering a drink and saying on the rocks. Just sounds so classy
Likewise. I also find that drinking some amber liquid with just ice in the glass prompts women to ask "So, what're you drinking".


another way to get women in bars is to drink a beer with a huge head on it (instruct bartender to pour aggressively), then compare the head of your beer to your glans (say that glans size compares favorably).
and ask them to dance, so few guys know how it shoots you up to first place by default. if there's one thing i know as fact, beyond a shadow of a doubt, every girl loves to dance
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#39 Feb 09 2010 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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Successful chat up lines GO!

By far my most successful line is "Hi, I'm Neil...".

Shocking how well that works.
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#40 Feb 09 2010 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Successful chat up lines GO!

By far my most successful line is "Hi, I'm Neil...".

Shocking how well that works.
comment on something they're wearing (accessories, hair dye, shoes, etc), girls never wear something without thinking about it a million times. usually it goes... you poke fun at their weaknesses, they poke at your strengths*. it's kindergarten all over again! it's a lot better to make up something on the spot like this about them than some atypical line they've probably heard a million times. shows your original, confident, you actually noticed something about her, funny, etc... just be in the mind set to have fun with or without them, a ton of subconscious sense hit the fan if you don't.

*DO NOT GET UPSET WHEN THEY DO, HAVE WITTY COMEBACKS, DEFLECTIONS AND DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY. SOOO MANY TIMES IVE SEEN MY FRIENDS GET CAUGHT UP IN THIS

Edited, Feb 9th 2010 1:25pm by Redshift
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#41 Feb 09 2010 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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I found the line "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you" works better than you'd expect.
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#42 Feb 09 2010 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I've never had any successful chat up lines in a bar.
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#43 Feb 09 2010 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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just to make sure i don't lead you guys astray, i want to make sure that we're all clear that talking about your glans really isn't that effective a way to charm a woman, unless you do it very, very charmingly.
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#44 Feb 09 2010 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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like this?

you: "so what do you think? does size matter?"
her: "well, it really depends on the guy... sometimes it does and doesn't"
you: "oh, I was talking about breast size. you're already thinking about getting into my pants? geez, you should start by buying me a drink first"
laughs ensue
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#45 Feb 10 2010 at 12:27 AM Rating: Good
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like this?

you: "so what do you think? does size matter?"
her: "well, it really depends on the guy... sometimes it does and doesn't"
you: "oh, I was talking about breast size. you're already thinking about getting into my pants? geez, you should start by buying me a drink first"
laughs ensue


i was thinking more like:

you: ********** this beer has a huge head on it. kind of like me; my glans is enormous!"
her: "what?"
you: "my glans. it's like a giant mushroom."
her: "guys are so adolescent, always talking about their ***** size."
you: "no, no, no, hold on. i'm not saying that i have a big *****, per se. like some guys brag about their length like they want to get deep into ***, or their girth like they want to pound on vaginal walls. i'm saying that the head is particularly large. don't put words in my mouth."
her: "WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR MOUTH"
you: "I WANT TO POUR MY MUSHROOM ALL OVER YOUR FACE"
her: "I LOVE YOU, DADDY"

etc.
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#46 Feb 10 2010 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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that is a complete fabrication! you know how i know?! no girl would ever use the word adolescent rofl. just like they used the word in the movie 300, when the term itself didn't exist until more recently!
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"I WANT TO POUR MY MUSHROOM ALL OVER YOUR FACE"
Tried that once. Got knocked out by her boyfriend.
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#48 Feb 10 2010 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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"So, wanna have ***?"

"...no..."

"Too bad."
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Race: Tarutaru

Merits:

1HP
1MP
2 STR
4 Critical Hit Rate
8 Great Axe
5/5 Berserk
5/5 Double Attack
5/5 Warrior's Charge
(Thinking of doing either Tomahawk or Savagery, but not sure which would be more beneficial, or if I should split between the two.)

Gear:

General TP

Main: Perdu Voulge
Sub: Pole Grip
Ammo: Fire Bomblet
Head: Walahra Turban
Neck: Chivalrous Chain
Ear1: Brutal Earring
Ear2: Fowling Earring
Body: Haubergeon +1
Hands: Askar Manopolas
Ring1: Rajas Ring
Ring2: Ulthalam's Ring
Back: Amemet +1
Waist: Swift Belt
Legs: Barbarossa's Zerehs
Feet: Dusk Ledelsens

Raging Rush

Main: Perdu Voulge
Sub: Pole Grip
Ammo: Fire Bomblet
Head: Champion's Galea (Augmented with STR+4, Acc +10, Attk +5, and WS Acc + 15)
Neck: Snow Gorget
Ear1: Brutal Earring
Ear2: Fowling Earring
Body: Haubergeon =1
Hands: Hecatomb Mittens
Ring1: Rajas Ring
Ring2: Iota Ring
Back: Amemet +1
Waist: Warwolf Belt
Legs: Warrior's Cuisses
Feet: Creek M Clomps

King's Justice

Main: Perdu Voulge
Sub: Pole Grip
Ammo: Fire Bomblet
Head: Champion's Galea
Neck: Breeze Gorget
Ear1: Brutal Earring
Ear2: Fowling Earring
Body: Haubergeon +1
Hands: Hecatomb Mittens
Ring1: Rajas Ring
Ring2: Ulthalam's Ring
Back: Amemet +1
Waist: Warwolf Belt
Legs: Warrior's Cuisses
Feet: Creek M Clomps

Steel Cyclone

Main: Perdu Voulge
Sub: Pole Grip
Ammo: Bibiki Seashell
Head: Champion's Galea (I have Genbu's Kabuto but not sure which to use and/or when)
Neck: Snow Gorget
Ear1: Brutal Earring
Ear2: Fowling Earring
Body: Haubergeon +1
Hands: Pallas's Bracelets
Ring1: Rajas Ring
Ring2: Ulthalam's Ring
Back: Smilodon Mantle +1
Waist: Warwolf Belt
Legs: Barbarossa's Zerehs
Feet: Creek M Clomps

Beer

Main: Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss

Sub: Yeungling

As far as gear goes, I know I need to make some improvements. Stupid Hagun and Toreador's Ring ENM haven't put out in about 6 months and its been ticking me off. Anyways, here is what I'm looking to upgrade:

Ear 2: Fowling -> Assault
Hands: Pallas -> Alkyoneus
Ring 2: Ulthalam -> Flame (On KJ and SC. Not sure about RR since I have Iota)
Back: Amemet +1 -> Forager's (Eventually get a Cuchulaine's on hand when ENM puts out and I can afford it)
Waist: I already have a Virtuoso for situations where my accuracy is low, but I don't find myself using it or needing it that often. Only other upgrade I would consider is Warrior's Stone if I go back to doing Dynamis.
Legs: Obviously and most clearly, Byakko's Haidate for TP and Raging Rush (will buy pop sets to do this when, once again, ENM puts out)
Feet: Dusk -> Aurum for TP (I have the pop set for Armed Gears, just need to find people to help me do it) and Creek M Clomps -> Hecatomb for KJ and RR.

Any recommendations and/or suggestions are greatly appreciated and welcomed. As others have said, this forum has been an absolutely amazing gold mine of information and knowledge thanks to all the regulars and veteran posters who know their stuff and do the maths. Its based on everything I read here that I've tweaked/adjusted my gear.

As far as beer goes, honestly, I haven't really tried that many different ones. I usually just go by what my friends recommend to me, and I like fruity stuff so the Berry Weiss is my favorite so far.

Edited, Feb 17th 2010 6:54am by Metakaiser
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#50 Feb 17 2010 at 3:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sub: Yeungling


I honestly think that Yuengling is a severely underrated beer, as far as domestics go - it's pretty **** tasty compared to the other (American) **** that we put out!

Side note: You on Bismarck, Kaiser? I know I've seen you around if it is you. I'll /wave next time I see ya if it is.

Side note #2: Speaking of Bismarck, KEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! We need you.
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Yup, definitely on Bismarck. I think I saw you earlier last night while my friends and I were in Port Jeuno getting ready to do Limbus!
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