Today's Irrelevant: FOR THE LOVE OF @#%^ I DO NOT NEED THE CHARACTERS TO DECIDE THAT I NEED A SEX SCENE BETWEEN TWO 13-YEAR-OLDS.
I don't even feel comfortable writing that, and it's definitely not necessary to the plot. Maybe about three years further into the story, but not right now.
Sorry. Without further ado,
a variation on the best album cover ever.
RAGE RAGE RAGE CHARACTERS NEED TO STOP WRITING THE STORY FOR ME