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#202 Sep 07 2009 at 1:08 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Another song my wife added to the "Songs lolgaxe is no longer allowed to listen to" list.

Also, my 20k post got killed. Smiley: oyvey
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#203 Sep 07 2009 at 1:58 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: RAGE MODE

Much better.
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#204 Sep 07 2009 at 3:40 AM Rating: Good
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Also, my 20k post got killed. Smiley: oyvey
I bet it was Vlor. Smiley: glare
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#205 Sep 08 2009 at 12:15 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: It's like TVTropes, only about ten million times nerdier.

Yes, it's got 70 more dN than TVTropes!
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#206 Sep 08 2009 at 2:32 AM Rating: Good
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Is it possible to be nerdier?
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#207 Sep 08 2009 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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For all fans of Code Geass(the JP one, not the dub with JYB), so that you can never look at lelouch the same way again.

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/grooves

edit: also, I'd buy it.

Edited, Sep 8th 2009 7:32pm by Jinte
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#208 Sep 08 2009 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Okay, that's kinda lame.

Tomorrow's News: this guy is found floating in the Gulf of Mexico, horribly defaced.
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#209 Sep 10 2009 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Sailor Moon ... stupid.

They never run from a real fight.
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#210 Sep 10 2009 at 4:14 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Mmmm, ice cream.

Moving back onto day shift, so 5am Pacific = probable time for posting these on days other than the weekend.
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#211 Sep 11 2009 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: The moral of the story, kids, is to put brain in gear before engaging the mouth.

Which is something more people need to do anyway.
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#212 Sep 11 2009 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Musical Irrelevant: Gimme my money back, you bitch.

And don't forget my black t-shirt.




Dedicated to a close friend of mine.
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#213 Sep 12 2009 at 12:34 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Also in the "it's about freakin' time" file...

Still doesn't change the fact that your government drove the poor man to suicide, but it's a start.
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#214 Sep 12 2009 at 11:33 PM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: Another "almost as addictive as TVTropes" site.

It's kind of sad that there's 200+ pages.
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#215 Sep 13 2009 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Today's RELEVANT TO MILITARY PERSONAL: When you're playing OPFOR and using blanks, remember these two words: SAFETY KILL. Just because they're blanks doesn't mean they're not loud, or that a short stream of fire doesn't escape the muzzle of your rifles, and if the person you're firing at is standing at the top of stairs some serious sh*t can happen. Case in point.

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But I do have some very lovely pain killers to play with.

Edited, Sep 13th 2009 5:54pm by lolgaxe
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#216 Sep 13 2009 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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Morphine Smiley: inlove


Also, when you have to manage the pain afterwards (Congrats on long term pain when it's cold etc) I recommend Dihydrocodine. It's srsly nice.
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#217 Sep 13 2009 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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i'm pretty sure that story warrants DETAILS rather than CLIFF NOTES.
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#218 Sep 13 2009 at 10:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Such a shame people can't go a day without reporting harmless images. lolgaxe all approved now.
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Such a shame people can't go a day without reporting harmless images. lolgaxe all approved now.
My misfortune thanks you. Smiley: laughSmiley: inlove
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i'm pretty sure that story warrants DETAILS rather than CLIFF NOTES.
Well, I can't really go into FULL details, but I'll give you the basics.

My unit is usually in charge of going into the bad guys' houses and, well, violently taking them down. This is by either scaring the piss out of them, or killing them. It usually involves Flashbang grenades, and a lot of screaming. We didn't have the grenades, but plenty of screaming.

Well, the first thing we have to do is kick the door in, which is usually my job. I'm not huge in any sense of the word, but I've got pretty long legs for my body size, and I did a little kick boxing as a kid. In other words: I'm pretty good at kicking sh*t.

So I kick the door in, and we charge the room of where the OPFOR (Opposing Force. People being the badguys during training exercises) was hiding out, apparently having lunch. We find two people in the room and they almost literally crapped themselves. We put them down and cuff them, and get ready to explore the rest of the complex. When we breach rooms, the person closest to the next room, hallway, or (in this case) staircase becomes the pointman. Which was me.

We stack up, and I start up the stairs. Keep in mind, we were LOUD AS @#%^ when we broke into the building, so there is no element of surprise here. We're supposed to be swift and aggressive at this point.

Of course, we had no actual intel on the building except it was where the enemy was stationed. Anyway, my fourman team gets to the top of the stairs and there is a door to my front, and standing in the doorway aiming his rifle right at my face. Apparently we were really scary with our screaming and rifles and all that, and he fired his weapon right at my face.

Its not much of a shot, the blanks. They cause a small flare and a really loud pop. It isn't so bad, unless it happens right at your face. So at this point I'm blinded, my ears are ringing, and my eyebrows are all but burnt off. I stumble back, and while the rest of my team (and the guy playing OPFOR) try to catch me, I slip through their grip and go sliding face first down the stairs.

For what its worth, getting out of a situation like that with only a really cut up knee is a miracle in itself. Okay, a cut may be a little understatement, as it was deep enough to "see the bone," as the doctor told me. Honestly, I'm not even sure how it happened. I guess it would have helped if I had tightened up my knee pads, too, but we were wanting to get in and out quickly.

Either way, it was fun. I was actually laughing (from the shock; I really wasn't sure how to act at that point), and the guy that "killed me" was down there freaking out more than I was.

They splinted my leg as a precaution, strapped me down to a litter and put me in an ambulance. Someone got some good exercise in calling in for a medical evacuation.

Good training. Smiley: laugh

Oh, and "Safety Kill" is what you're supposed to yell when in close quarters instead of discharging your weapon so stuff like this doesn't happen.

Edited, Sep 14th 2009 2:58am by lolgaxe
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#220 Sep 14 2009 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
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Today's Irrelevant: For $500, the damn thing better work.

In before responses mentioning 88mph and/or 1.21 "jiggawatts".
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#221 Sep 14 2009 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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It got cut from falling down the stairs? I hope it heals up well. Should show future trainees "don't do stupid stuff or this happens"

Edited, Sep 14th 2009 5:09pm by RedshiftOnPandy
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#222 Sep 14 2009 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Sadly, this time Patrick Swayze's a ghost for real

And now, belated mourning because no one told me the godawful news.

Everyone, the new Deadpool Smiley: motz
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/wanders off muttering about disney ruining the world with its bull@#%^ery

Edited, Sep 14th 2009 8:27pm by Jinte
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#223 Sep 15 2009 at 5:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Today's Irrelevant: Raindrops keep fallin' on my head...

Bah, no more premium.
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#224 Sep 15 2009 at 5:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, my cliff notes were more epic than the actual story. I feel part of the story should involve the words "Here, hold my beer."

lolgaxe's Irrelevant: We can have the Swayziest Christmas of them all.

Is it a standard yet?

Also: Yes, Disney has the rights to Marvel. Smiley: motz
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#225 Sep 15 2009 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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Also: Yes, Disney has the rights to Marvel. Smiley: motz
To be fair, Disney did give us Pirates of the Caribbean, so there is yet hope.

Pixar didn't exactly suffer either, from what I gather.

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Yeah, my cliff notes were more epic than the actual story. I feel part of the story should involve the words "Here, hold my beer."
I'm writing some crap fanfiction at the moment (check the avatar to get an idea what medium it's for!), and am sorely tempted to use that line myself.
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#226 Sep 15 2009 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Also: Yes, Disney has the rights to Marvel. Smiley: motz
To be fair, Disney did give us Pirates of the Caribbean, so there is yet hope.

Pixar didn't exactly suffer either, from what I gather.

lolgaxe wrote:
Yeah, my cliff notes were more epic than the actual story. I feel part of the story should involve the words "Here, hold my beer."
I'm writing some crap fanfiction at the moment (check the avatar to get an idea what medium it's for!), and am sorely tempted to use that line myself.
Yes, they gave us PotC, but they followed that up with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. There's no hope.
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#227 Sep 15 2009 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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Also: Yes, Disney has the rights to Marvel. Smiley: motz
To be fair, Disney did give us Pirates of the Caribbean, so there is yet hope.

Pixar didn't exactly suffer either, from what I gather.

lolgaxe wrote:
Yeah, my cliff notes were more epic than the actual story. I feel part of the story should involve the words "Here, hold my beer."
I'm writing some crap fanfiction at the moment (check the avatar to get an idea what medium it's for!), and am sorely tempted to use that line myself.
Yes, they gave us PotC, but they followed that up with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. There's no hope.
They had to do something to keep the teeny-bopper kiddywinks happy, I guess.
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#228 Sep 16 2009 at 2:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Today's Irrelevant: Wheels on fire!

Smiley: thumbsupSmiley: grin It stinks!



Oh, and new Captain Jack Sparrow on the horizon.
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#229 Sep 16 2009 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Today's Irrelevant: Good riddance.

Now if only Bud Selig would kick the bucket too.
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#230 Sep 17 2009 at 3:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Today's lolgaxe Irrelevant: Happy Marriage Thing to MD!

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Today's lolgaxe Irrelevant: Happy Marriage Thing to MD!

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Tomorrow's Irrelevant: U.S. Condemned for Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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#233 Sep 18 2009 at 2:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Last February's Irrelevant of the Day: Turtles in a half shell.

Turtle Power.

Edited, Sep 19th 2009 6:40am by lolgaxe
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Irrelevant of the Day: To think, its almost 2015 ...

Come on scientists, stop slacking.
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Yesterday's relevant: I think I broke my ankle...
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#236 Sep 21 2009 at 2:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Your turn for DETAILS instead of CLIFF NOTES. Pictures if possible.
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#237 Sep 21 2009 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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What he said! Don't leave us hanging like that!
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#238 Sep 21 2009 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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That's some good training right there, Gaxey. Hopefully I don;t see you at my current duty station anytime soon: Walter Reed.
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#239 Sep 22 2009 at 3:15 AM Rating: Good
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Thirty staples. Smiley: grin

Also: We're still waiting, Red.

Also Also: Today's Irrelevant: Greatest artist of the 90s.

Wait, while I do up my laces.
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Thirty staples. Smiley: grin

Also: We're still waiting, Red.

Also Also: Today's Irrelevant: Greatest artist of the 90s.

Wait, while I do up my laces.


Also also wik: Jim Carrey is awesome.
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Today's Irrelevant: Jim Carrey was awesome.

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Irrelevant of the Day: Is this my thread now? Smiley: um

He looks professional.
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Thirty staples. Smiley: grin

Also: We're still waiting, Red.

Also Also: Today's Irrelevant: Greatest artist of the 90s.

Wait, while I do up my laces.
Oh, i totally forgot

yeah, the cliff notes are more interesting lol. I was helping my mom cleaning the deck at the pond, I jumped off the ATV and my foot landed on the edge of a concrete slab and hurt a lot... I heard a sound in my ankle when it happened. This was on last Saturday and it's still swollen 5 times bigger than my other ankle but I can walk on it (which I don't get how/why because boney part of the ankle has a sharp pain and it's difficult to rotate).
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You should at least get it x-rayed, Red.

Today's Irrelevant: Who's that riding into the sun?

The boy sure is dumb.
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Today's Irrelevant: Calea zacatechichi tea is the worst thing I've ever drank in my life. Made less than half a cup and I could only drink like.. 1/4 of it?
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Today's Irrelevant: Nerd sex. If that doesn't interest you, the woman shows her tits in the video. GOGO.



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lolgaxe's irrelevant: Looks like someone dislikes this thread.

This'll be the last time you hear my complain.
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I haven't listened to Reel Big Fish in such a long time.
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Today's Irrelevant: MATH!

Starring Hitler.
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