true story: one day i pressed 1+1 into my trusty windows calculator, and it said the sum was 2. i did it out longhand to confirm, and sure enough i arrived at the same answer. i then went outside to have a cigarette (as i often do after doing math on the computer, usually for ffxi posts/conversations). i saw a child riding down the street toward my house on a bike. i looked the other way down the street and saw a second child riding toward my house. as the both of them got nearer to each other and converged into my field of vision suddenly there were SEVEN CHILDREN! THEN I FOUND MYSELF NO LONGER HELD DOWN BY GRAVITY AND THE WORLD @#%^ING ENDING BECAUSE NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE HOLY sh*t
You know, along these same lines, my Linear Algebra teacher had several proofs on our tests that were things like "Prove addition is commutative" and "Prove multiplication is distributive". I was this far from just writing "IF IT WASNT, WE'D ALL BE DEAD, GODDAMN"
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