Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
Kittens aren't kosher, so not food.
How come cats aren't Kosher? They're pretty clean.
Essentially there's a prohibition on eating land animals that are higher up the food chain than "herbivore", and since cats eat meat, they're out.
Plus, the whole chew-the-cud-and-have-a-cloven-hoof spiel excludes them, so there you are.