1 to report a broke lightbulb.
LordMnementh to say that he has been wondering about changing lightbulbs for a while too.
3 to confirm the lightbulb is effectively broken.
Nilatai to call "in before the lightbulb is replaced".
6 math wiz's to propose the correct way to change it.
KWileyStyle to state how some amount of Store TP could improve lightbulb's
fixing process.
3 math gurus to correct the posts before them.
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
5 to parce the bulb in the different merit camps and agree with the
math gurus.
lolgaxe to focus everyone on the lightbulb and post some soft-hentai screenshots.
2 trolls to lol at everyone for not subbing /thf while changing the lightbulb since it's awesome.
Mazmaz to yell at the trolls and put some bitter to show why lightbulbs are made of fail.
1 to derail the thread in to buzz and forget about the lightbulb entirely
Redshift entering late to the thread and bringing some cookies for everyone.
Conclusion:
It's impossible to change a lightbulb in the mead hall.
Thx for your time.
Ken.
P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^
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How many Mead Hall fellows are needed to change a lightbulb?Follow
"Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. Nine-millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness." - Jules.
K&K forever!, FFXI: Kenage, retired, My gear sets
lol wow, I made it on the list?
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
i think you forgot the steps where the lightbulb does get changed, everyone get drunk in celebration of a job well done, people tire of soft hentai and start posting nsfw links, some new troll says that boobs are against the ToS, someone throws an empty beer bottle at said troll, said bottle breaks and shrapnel flys in all directions, said piece of shrapnel breaks the lightbulb, everyone is too drunk and busy laughing at the second troll to care anymore.
Lv75 Elvaan Thief, Dragoon, Warrior, Black Mage, Ninja, Bard
Number of times I have reached 75 because of death: 100
Total Merits: 432 Levels until Maat Cap: 37
Why fight like a man when I can fight like a chick with a bear?
Number of times I have reached 75 because of death: 100
Total Merits: 432 Levels until Maat Cap: 37
Why fight like a man when I can fight like a chick with a bear?
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my anal virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people.
This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They all just cry in the dark.
zellbaca wrote:
Second, that's not how spell animations work. We wrap our arms around our faces and magic beetle shadows and sh*t fly at the targets.
kenage wrote:
And yes before you ask I'm mexican and you better not piss me off about warrior and tequila or I will drop down from the donkey and hit you with my awesome guitar.
I change lightbulbs by smashing the burned out bulb with whatever I have around, then I trick other people to fix it. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
I was thinking about responding to this, but I was waiting on some relevant parses to see if it was worth it.
;)
;)
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lolgaxe wrote:
Lucinus wrote:
WARs do what they do best.
Provoke the foe and break it in half.
Provoke the foe and break it in half.
Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my anal virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people.
You're all just jealous because I don't give you flowers.
I do understand the irrelevant to the lightbulb bit though...
Although I sometimes help.
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Mojo gets it 
Grats on Sage Kenage. 
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
WOW Thank you T.T now I should take care or I will star blinking between red and yellow like a Christmas tree ;P
Ken.
Ken.
"Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. Nine-millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness." - Jules.
K&K forever!, FFXI: Kenage, retired, My gear sets
Oh you hadn't noticed? I thought this thread was about that. You changed this morning between clicks for me!
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Mojo gets it
Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my anal virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people.
This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They all just cry in the dark.
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
They all tried, but they missed.
2001-2011, retired because Abyssea destroyed my enjoyment of FFXI.
Garuda/Lakshmi.
Garuda/Lakshmi.
The One and Only Darkdoom wrote:
Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my anal virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people.
This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They all just cry in the dark.
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
They all tried, but they missed.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Guys, all of these light bulbs are breaking our friendships apart.
MojoVIII wrote:
Sweet! I love being sigged
Spoonless wrote:
HOLY CRAP GIGANTIC SIG.
Caitsith
WAR excel sheet for damage calculations.
Advanced Spellcast Script for WAR.
Retired - sold 200m
lolgaxe wrote:
I change lightbulbs by smashing the burned out bulb with whatever I have around, then I trick other people to fix it.
Real Warriors don't use Trick Attack.
/thf fails ktnxbi
75 RDM BLM SCH SAM PUP
It has it's situational uses! Really!
Okay, it doesn't.
Okay, it doesn't.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
It's a waste of time asking for the lightbulb to be changed.
We have been asking for 3 YEARS now for the lightbulb people to make the desired changes to the lightbulb but they don't listen.
There are a hundred posts in the lightbulb forum describing what sort of changes the lightbulb community would like to see but nothing is ever done.
Next month will be another update. Torches, candles and halogen lamps all got the changes they wanted but still nothing for lightbulbs. Lightbulbs got screwed yet again and it's not even a screw-in lightbulb.
We have been asking for 3 YEARS now for the lightbulb people to make the desired changes to the lightbulb but they don't listen.
There are a hundred posts in the lightbulb forum describing what sort of changes the lightbulb community would like to see but nothing is ever done.
Next month will be another update. Torches, candles and halogen lamps all got the changes they wanted but still nothing for lightbulbs. Lightbulbs got screwed yet again and it's not even a screw-in lightbulb.
.
13 ppl to say "I am an awesome DD, how dare anyone ask me to change a light bulb".
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?166652
War
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?13913
Nin
Guranimol 75 War Nin Rng Blu
Cerberus GAL Rnk10 BAS
War
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?13913
Nin
Guranimol 75 War Nin Rng Blu
Cerberus GAL Rnk10 BAS
Me to change the light changing staff list every 6 months <_<;
Warlord choryukami wrote:
yeah warriors have a weakness, people thinking they're inferior in both tanking and DD because they can do both.
"Each event is preceeded by prophecy. But without the hero there is no event"
-Zeron Arctus|the Underking
kenage wrote:
P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^
Theytak, Siren Server
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
WickedBear wrote:
Me to change the light changing staff list every 6 months <_<;
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Mojo gets it
I'd tell the light bulb to light up. It would.
Theytak, Siren Server
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Professor Jinte wrote:
I'd tell the light bulb to light up. It would.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Usually a NIN or DRK.
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Mojo gets it
Well I thought it was obvious but Stp +13 will increase light bulb changing output by 3.6%. We can get this of course by going /Sam, or we can equip Aurum body, Raja's, and Brutal :)
And hey I'm a math guru /points to my guru status
(at least I can dream)
And hey I'm a math guru /points to my guru status
(at least I can dream)
Plageus
Lakshmi server
War99 Blu 99 Drg99 Mnk99 Whm99 Nin99
Lakshmi server
War99 Blu 99 Drg99 Mnk99 Whm99 Nin99
Professor Jinte wrote:
kenage wrote:
P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Quote:
How many Mead Hall fellows are needed to change a lightbulb?
I don't know how many merits do you have in Light Bulb? Also are you Dual Wielding the Light Bulb or Two Handing it?
Retired
10,000 Pages wrote:
Kaolian is become death; destroyer of all fun and good times.
Johnny Cash wrote:
Faith, it's like a flower of light in a field of darkness giving me the strength to carry on.
Dynas wrote:
Quote:
How many Mead Hall fellows are needed to change a lightbulb?
I don't know how many merits do you have in Light Bulb? Also are you Dual Wielding the Light Bulb or Two Handing it?
Sorry Jinte ; ; I totally forgot about you, I promise to make your main star for the next joke ^^d
Ken.
"Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. Nine-millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness." - Jules.
K&K forever!, FFXI: Kenage, retired, My gear sets
No love for your purple lance-wielding cousin?
I'll level WAR properly if you mention me next time XD
I'll level WAR properly if you mention me next time XD
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH
Lucinus wrote:
No love for your purple lance-wielding cousin?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
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