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#1 Mar 24 2009 at 11:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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1 to report a broke lightbulb.
LordMnementh to say that he has been wondering about changing lightbulbs for a while too.
3 to confirm the lightbulb is effectively broken.
Nilatai to call "in before the lightbulb is replaced".
6 math wiz's to propose the correct way to change it.
KWileyStyle to state how some amount of Store TP could improve lightbulb's
fixing process.
3 math gurus to correct the posts before them.
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.
5 to parce the bulb in the different merit camps and agree with the
math gurus.
lolgaxe to focus everyone on the lightbulb and post some soft-hentai screenshots.
2 trolls to lol at everyone for not subbing /thf while changing the lightbulb since it's awesome.
Mazmaz to yell at the trolls and put some bitter to show why lightbulbs are made of fail.
1 to derail the thread in to buzz and forget about the lightbulb entirely
Redshift entering late to the thread and bringing some cookies for everyone.

Conclusion:
It's impossible to change a lightbulb in the mead hall.


Thx for your time.

Ken.

P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^
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#2 Mar 24 2009 at 11:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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lol wow, I made it on the list?

Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.
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#3 Mar 25 2009 at 12:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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i think you forgot the steps where the lightbulb does get changed, everyone get drunk in celebration of a job well done, people tire of soft hentai and start posting nsfw links, some new troll says that boobs are against the ToS, someone throws an empty beer bottle at said troll, said bottle breaks and shrapnel flys in all directions, said piece of shrapnel breaks the lightbulb, everyone is too drunk and busy laughing at the second troll to care anymore.
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#4 Mar 25 2009 at 12:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.

maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?

Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.


Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my **** virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people. Smiley: glare

This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:

How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They all just cry in the dark. Smiley: lol
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#5 Mar 25 2009 at 3:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I change lightbulbs by smashing the burned out bulb with whatever I have around, then I trick other people to fix it. Smiley: nod
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#6 Mar 25 2009 at 5:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was thinking about responding to this, but I was waiting on some relevant parses to see if it was worth it.

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#7 Mar 25 2009 at 6:41 AM Rating: Excellent
Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.

maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?

Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.


Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my **** virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people. Smiley: glare
Um... Flirt?

You're all just jealous because I don't give you flowers.

I do understand the irrelevant to the lightbulb bit though...

Although I sometimes help.
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#8 Mar 25 2009 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grats on Sage Kenage. Smiley: grin
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#9 Mar 25 2009 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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WOW Thank you T.T now I should take care or I will star blinking between red and yellow like a Christmas tree ;P

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#10 Mar 25 2009 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
Oh you hadn't noticed? I thought this thread was about that. You changed this morning between clicks for me! Smiley: grin
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#11 Mar 25 2009 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.

maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?

Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.


Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my **** virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people. Smiley: glare

This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:

How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They all just cry in the dark. Smiley: lol
The correct way to say it for DRKs is:
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
They all tried, but they missed.
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#12 Mar 25 2009 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Darkdoom wrote:
Solrain wrote:
kenage wrote:
Solrain and Mojo to agree, disagree and flirt about something
absolutely irrelevant with to the lightbulb fixing.

maz wrote:
lol wow, I made it on the list?

Seriously though, Solrain and Mojo flirt way too much.


Lmao wait, wtf!? Just cuz Mojo took my **** virginity via-post and I responded favorably does not mean that we flirt! I happen to like Irish people. Smiley: glare

This would also be an easy question for the DRK forums. Stereotypical joke incoming:

How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They all just cry in the dark. Smiley: lol
The correct way to say it for DRKs is:
How many DRKs does it take to change a light bulb?
They all tried, but they missed.
lulz.
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#13 Mar 25 2009 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Guys, all of these light bulbs are breaking our friendships apart.
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#14 Mar 25 2009 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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I change lightbulbs by smashing the burned out bulb with whatever I have around, then I trick other people to fix it. Smiley: nod

Real Warriors don't use Trick Attack.
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It has it's situational uses! Really!

Okay, it doesn't. Smiley: crymore
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#16 Mar 30 2009 at 1:46 PM Rating: Decent
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It's a waste of time asking for the lightbulb to be changed.

We have been asking for 3 YEARS now for the lightbulb people to make the desired changes to the lightbulb but they don't listen.

There are a hundred posts in the lightbulb forum describing what sort of changes the lightbulb community would like to see but nothing is ever done.

Next month will be another update. Torches, candles and halogen lamps all got the changes they wanted but still nothing for lightbulbs. Lightbulbs got screwed yet again and it's not even a *****-in lightbulb.

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13 ppl to say "I am an awesome DD, how dare anyone ask me to change a light bulb".
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#18 Mar 30 2009 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Me to change the light changing staff list every 6 months <_<;
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#19 Mar 30 2009 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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kenage wrote:

P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^


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#20 Mar 30 2009 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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Me to change the light changing staff list every 6 months <_<;
Nah you change the lightbulb every 6 months whether it needs it or not. You keep that light lit!
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I'd tell the light bulb to light up. It would.
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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I'd tell the light bulb to light up. It would.
I'd blindfold it, and break smaller lights around it while threatening it to light up or it's next.
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#23 Mar 31 2009 at 5:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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If we need light that badly, we just light something on fire.
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#24 Mar 31 2009 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
Usually a NIN or DRK.
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Well I thought it was obvious but Stp +13 will increase light bulb changing output by 3.6%. We can get this of course by going /Sam, or we can equip Aurum body, Raja's, and Brutal :)

And hey I'm a math guru /points to my guru status

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Professor Jinte wrote:
kenage wrote:

P.D. my apologies if I forgot other regular member of the hall, those were just the names from the last threads ^^


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I was trying to find that pic the other day! Smiley: motz
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#27 Mar 31 2009 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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How many Mead Hall fellows are needed to change a lightbulb?


I don't know how many merits do you have in Light Bulb? Also are you Dual Wielding the Light Bulb or Two Handing it?
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How many Mead Hall fellows are needed to change a lightbulb?


I don't know how many merits do you have in Light Bulb? Also are you Dual Wielding the Light Bulb or Two Handing it?
I don't need merits in lightbulb coz I eat sushi while I change it!

Sorry Jinte ; ; I totally forgot about you, I promise to make your main star for the next joke ^^d

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No love for your purple lance-wielding cousin?

I'll level WAR properly if you mention me next time XD
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No love for your purple lance-wielding cousin?
Prince? Smiley: hk
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