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#1 Mar 17 2009 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
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Its Saint Patrick's day!!

It is now time to Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!

Please repeat this step as many times as needed! Have fun warriors!
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#2 Mar 17 2009 at 8:39 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Mar 18 2009 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Day After Alcoholics' Day!

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#4 Mar 18 2009 at 3:21 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: chugSmiley: boozingSmiley: chug
Smiley: boozingSmiley: chugSmiley: boozing
Smiley: chugSmiley: boozingSmiley: chug

Mhmm, happy paddy's day.

Edited, Mar 18th 2009 7:21am by Nilatai
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#5 Mar 18 2009 at 4:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Its Saint Patrick's day!!

It is now time to Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!

Please repeat this step as many times as needed! Have fun warriors!
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#6 Mar 18 2009 at 5:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Mar 18 2009 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Let this be the patty's day story thread.

As soon as I can formulate what just happened and do a chem lab where I'm in NO position to be handling anything remotely dangerous at all... I'll post

GO
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#8 Mar 18 2009 at 5:13 PM Rating: Excellent
I almost had it on with an incredibly hot girl.

But she got really drunk. I know, you may think "this is no problem".

But I know her quite well. So if I had gone home with her, and her hammered, and me sober as a man in a desert, I look like the creep taking advantage...

Sucks to be committed to something I regret as much as this lent.

And will I have forgotten the torment by next year and commit again? Definitely...
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#9 Mar 18 2009 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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I put off writing an environmental law paper to go get hammered with a few friends around the campfire... Now somehow there is a picture of me riding a BBQ circulating around....

Oh the fun of drinking green beer.
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#10 Mar 18 2009 at 6:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandmother MojoVIII wrote:
I almost had it on with an incredibly hot girl.

But she got really drunk. I know, you may think "this is no problem".

But I know her quite well. So if I had gone home with her, and her hammered, and me sober as a man in a desert, I look like the creep taking advantage...

Sucks to be committed to something I regret as much as this lent.

And will I have forgotten the torment by next year and commit again? Definitely...
No drunk put his/her hand in the fire(ancient Mexican saying)

I use to bang and ask questions later, but that's me, maybe Mojo you need to forget about that picky consciousness of you ;P

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#11 Mar 18 2009 at 7:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandmother MojoVIII wrote:
I almost had it on with an incredibly hot girl.

But she got really drunk. I know, you may think "this is no problem".

But I know her quite well. So if I had gone home with her, and her hammered, and me sober as a man in a desert, I look like the creep taking advantage...


In this situation, here's what I'd do:

1) She's hot, that's been established. Hot and a nice person, like relationship material? Then refer to 2. Hot and a *****? Bang her and don't look back. Her fault for getting drunk and for being a *****, so she deserves it.

2) Make love to her. No, don't fuck her. Make teh sweets love. If she's really really drunk, feel free to grab the Gaxe off your wall and put on some purple gloves while you do it. Make sure to scream WAR-related moves while you do this. I usually prefer:

She on top? "RETALIATION!"

"Raging Rush!" before thrusting REALLY HARD three times.

"King's Justice!" Kinda like Raging Rush but preferably uttered if you can get your hands on a crown when you do it (If no crown is available, do the thing where you take your pointer and thumb and place them together to from a circle, then flip your hands upside-down and put them on your face, like a mask). ****, she doesn't know if you've broken your Sturdy Axe yet. BRAG! Chicks dig confident guys who've got their Nyzul WSs unlocked.

"Berserk!" Grab random objects from around the room and smash her in the head with them. She won't remember it in the morning. If she asks about cuts and bruises, blame it on aliens.

"Aggressor!" Acc+. Hit all of her right spots. Keep in mind, this is currently impossible for the mortal man. The only man known to come close is *CENSORED* - also known as lolgaxe on these forums. Send him a PM if you want the secrets. But be prepared... the secret may KILL YOU DEAD.

Also, don't forget to give props to the BRD, which is in most cases Marvin Gaye playing on your stereo system. You can't get 45k/hr (45sexes/hr) without him.

3) In the morning, make her breakfast in bed, preferably pancakes. Maybe blueberry if you have them, because chicks love blueberries. If you don't have any atm, don't go to the store because that's just inconvenient. If you don't have pancake mix, give her whatever cereal you have. It's the thought that counts after all. If you don't have cereal, give her any kinda alcohol you may have in the house with some... anything you can find to float around in it. Cereal is cereal.

When you give her the breakfast:

"No no, sweetie, lay back down. I'll get that OJ for you! Milk too? Ok! (yea, you loved the milk last night too...)"

Kiss her on the forehead and tell her what a wonderful time you had the night before. If she calls you a noob and asks why you haven't merited Warrior's Charge and used that on her, she's a keeper!


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#12 Mar 18 2009 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Edit: Master Solrain... what about provoke and warcry?


Edited, Mar 19th 2009 4:16am by kenage
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#13 Mar 18 2009 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Solrain...

Warrior's Charge might make her less of a keeper, because I wouldn't want to be with a woman requesting the ol' Double Attack...
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#14 Mar 18 2009 at 9:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I got to my friends' place, and they had already started playing SF4 high/drunk. After we got bored, we (four bros) walked to the bus stop to get to the subway to get to downtown Toronto. We peed on the parliament building, then drank some beer there. Did some bar hopping (if you could imagine, the only places NOT packed that day were the sketchy as **** places no one goes to), eventually we settled at some really awkward tavern with only like 10 other people inside. We were in no position to make judgment calls. There was some country trio playing (banjo, harmonica and cello) and we cheered them on, got their autographs and for some reason my friend wanted to write our signatures (and everyone elses) on the back of his midterm. It was a good idea at the time. We put a spot on it called "Random Table" for other people, we went to the first table to sign and we just chilled with them for the rest of the night.

All the girls were really ******* cute at that table, so it only made sense lol. We all paired up and started to play pool, I was with the cute chick I was hitting on. Then there was some random Native American that was in his 40s and played with us. His name was Winter, really ******* awesome name, and was amazing at pool. My friends and I eventually left the tavern with two girls (one of which was the girl I was hitting on) and my friend invited Winter to come along on our adventure around Toronto (was so ******* out of place to have Winter), me and the girl lagged behind and talked, had awesome random drunken philosophical discussions, etc. They passed around my friends whiskey bottle then Winter, who was clearly not in any position to drink more, chugged the rest of the bottle. I can't say what happened to Winter since I wasn't paying attention to my friends, but I think they left him somewhere...? lol.

Eventually she wanted to just sat down and 'talk' somewhere, but I had no idea where the **** we were so we didn't sit for long, which was a pretty bad mistake on my part I regret. We eventually chilled at their place with their roommates and left around 4:30am. The subways start up at 6am, so we slept in the lobby of a hotel for an hour. Originally we wanted to sleep outside of parliament, but we had no drive or willpower to figure out what direction it was. It was pretty funny being in the subway with people going to work, considering it was obvious we were all dead and had patty day stickers all over our faces. I couldn't muster the will to go to class in the morning, so I just slept on my friends couch.

****, that's long.

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Oh the fun of drinking green beer.
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Mojo the Awesome wrote:
I almost had it on with an incredibly hot girl.

But she got really drunk. I know, you may think "this is no problem".

But I know her quite well. So if I had gone home with her, and her hammered, and me sober as a man in a desert, I look like the creep taking advantage...

Sucks to be committed to something I regret as much as this lent.

And will I have forgotten the torment by next year and commit again? Definitely...
If she was hitting on you and/or accepting you, would have gone for it. If she was cool with it in the morning, good job. If not, you misjudged how drunk she was and just thought **** was going good so you went for it.
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#15 Mar 19 2009 at 12:02 AM Rating: Good
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Sol I always knew I liked you for some reason. Smiley: sly


I shall have to regail you with my Paddy's Day stories after this weekend, which is when I'm "officially" going out for it. ****** meds.Smiley: motz
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#16 Mar 19 2009 at 2:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Two Paddy's Days ago we went camping.

I fell in the fire.

Well, not actually into it, per say. I tripped and my arm kind of landed in the fire for a moment. It's barely scarred or anything. It's hilarious, because the way I deal with pain is to laugh. So we have this video of us, me sitting in front of a giant bonfire, my sleeve on fire waving about laughing my *** off.

Not quite as awesome as Red's story, but it's mine~
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#17 Mar 19 2009 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good
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Two Paddy's Days ago we went camping.

I fell in the fire.

Well, not actually into it, per say. I tripped and my arm kind of landed in the fire for a moment. It's barely scarred or anything. It's hilarious, because the way I deal with pain is to laugh. So we have this video of us, me sitting in front of a giant bonfire, my sleeve on fire waving about laughing my *** off.

Not quite as awesome as Red's story, but it's mine~
Now, I'm sure you can PM me a link to that video on the web somewhere.

And you definitely should.

prz.
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#18 Mar 19 2009 at 5:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Solrain wrote:
Grandmother MojoVIII wrote:
I almost had it on with an incredibly hot girl.

But she got really drunk. I know, you may think "this is no problem".

But I know her quite well. So if I had gone home with her, and her hammered, and me sober as a man in a desert, I look like the creep taking advantage...


In this situation, here's what I'd do:

1) She's hot, that's been established. Hot and a nice person, like relationship material? Then refer to 2. Hot and a *****? Bang her and don't look back. Her fault for getting drunk and for being a *****, so she deserves it.

2) Make love to her. No, don't fuck her. Make teh sweets love. If she's really really drunk, feel free to grab the Gaxe off your wall and put on some purple gloves while you do it. Make sure to scream WAR-related moves while you do this. I usually prefer:

She on top? "RETALIATION!"

"Raging Rush!" before thrusting REALLY HARD three times.

"King's Justice!" Kinda like Raging Rush but preferably uttered if you can get your hands on a crown when you do it (If no crown is available, do the thing where you take your pointer and thumb and place them together to from a circle, then flip your hands upside-down and put them on your face, like a mask). ****, she doesn't know if you've broken your Sturdy Axe yet. BRAG! Chicks dig confident guys who've got their Nyzul WSs unlocked.

"Berserk!" Grab random objects from around the room and smash her in the head with them. She won't remember it in the morning. If she asks about cuts and bruises, blame it on aliens.

"Aggressor!" Acc+. Hit all of her right spots. Keep in mind, this is currently impossible for the mortal man. The only man known to come close is *CENSORED* - also known as lolgaxe on these forums. Send him a PM if you want the secrets. But be prepared... the secret may KILL YOU DEAD.

Also, don't forget to give props to the BRD, which is in most cases Marvin Gaye playing on your stereo system. You can't get 45k/hr (45sexes/hr) without him.

3) In the morning, make her breakfast in bed, preferably pancakes. Maybe blueberry if you have them, because chicks love blueberries. If you don't have any atm, don't go to the store because that's just inconvenient. If you don't have pancake mix, give her whatever cereal you have. It's the thought that counts after all. If you don't have cereal, give her any kinda alcohol you may have in the house with some... anything you can find to float around in it. Cereal is cereal.

When you give her the breakfast:

"No no, sweetie, lay back down. I'll get that OJ for you! Milk too? Ok! (yea, you loved the milk last night too...)"

Kiss her on the forehead and tell her what a wonderful time you had the night before. If she calls you a noob and asks why you haven't merited Warrior's Charge and used that on her, she's a keeper!


I think I just fell in love with Solrain.
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#19 Mar 19 2009 at 8:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just give Solrain the ten thousand dollar prize already.

lolgaxe wrote:
Two Paddy's Days ago we went camping.

I fell in the fire.

Well, not actually into it, per say. I tripped and my arm kind of landed in the fire for a moment. It's barely scarred or anything. It's hilarious, because the way I deal with pain is to laugh. So we have this video of us, me sitting in front of a giant bonfire, my sleeve on fire waving about laughing my *** off.

Not quite as awesome as Red's story, but it's mine~
I know what you mean, I've done something like that before lol. We were taking pictures of doing gang signs over the bonfire. So I put my hand and arm in the fire for a while and people just laughed at me. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

And I want to see the youtube video!

Edited, Mar 19th 2009 12:35pm by RedshiftOnPandy
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#20 Mar 19 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Grandmother MojoVIII wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Two Paddy's Days ago we went camping.

I fell in the fire.

Well, not actually into it, per say. I tripped and my arm kind of landed in the fire for a moment. It's barely scarred or anything. It's hilarious, because the way I deal with pain is to laugh. So we have this video of us, me sitting in front of a giant bonfire, my sleeve on fire waving about laughing my *** off.

Not quite as awesome as Red's story, but it's mine~
Now, I'm sure you can PM me a link to that video on the web somewhere.

And you definitely should.

prz.
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#21 Mar 19 2009 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Two Paddy's Days ago we went camping.

I fell in the fire.

Well, not actually into it, per say. I tripped and my arm kind of landed in the fire for a moment. It's barely scarred or anything. It's hilarious, because the way I deal with pain is to laugh. So we have this video of us, me sitting in front of a giant bonfire, my sleeve on fire waving about laughing my *** off.

Not quite as awesome as Red's story, but it's mine~


Was it anything like This?(@ about 2:30)

Edited, Mar 19th 2009 4:44pm by clatuu
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#22 Mar 19 2009 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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OH and she was half Irish too, so I was in the spirit of the holiday!
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#23 Mar 20 2009 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, Titus fell in the fire, I just caught my sleeve ablaze and singed a little. Good to know that famous people are dumb, too.
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Is that what you Canadians call it? Smiley: sly
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