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#1 Mar 09 2009 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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I love to WAR/DNC tank with a ridill. I ******* love it. I use it for everything. **** ninja. I need to dance with a sword. A ******* awesome sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I ******* love that ridill. You wanna give me math about greataxes? **** that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get into an HNMLS. xD
#2 Mar 09 2009 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought the point of trolling was to **** people off? This post gives me warm feelings.

If this was your intention, thank you.
If it wasn't, please try again.
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#3 Mar 09 2009 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
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nvm

Edited, Mar 9th 2009 10:49pm by hirothegreat
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#4 Mar 10 2009 at 3:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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elvaanwolf wrote:
I love to WAR/DNC tank with a ridill. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to dance with a sword. A @#%^ing awesome sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that ridill. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get into an HNMLS. xD


I kinda enjoyed the post but wat?
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#5 Mar 10 2009 at 3:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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mazmaz wrote:
I thought the point of trolling was to **** people off?
Basically. If you're any good you make one comment and let both sides eat each other over it while you watch from the sidelines.
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#6 Mar 10 2009 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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Solrain wrote:
elvaanwolf wrote:
I love to WAR/DNC tank with a ridill. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to dance with a sword. A @#%^ing awesome sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that ridill. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get into an HNMLS. xD


I kinda enjoyed the post but wat?


Kinda lost me there too.
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#7 Mar 10 2009 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.


And on that note, happy birthday Allakhazam! 69 today and I STILL wouldnt @#%^ with him.


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(wtf is this? ch|_|uck n0rris, gets censored to "Allakhazam")



Edited, Mar 10th 2009 12:45pm by bimrog
#8 Mar 10 2009 at 12:34 PM Rating: Default
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I said what to this post too and got rated down for it.
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#9 Mar 10 2009 at 4:33 PM Rating: Default
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here this post is gone

Edited, Mar 10th 2009 6:34pm by hirothegreat

Edited, Mar 10th 2009 8:50pm by hirothegreat
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#10 Mar 10 2009 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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Talking about getting rated down gets you another rate down. Don't you know anything? If you really want to ***** about it you should use the edit button. Smiley: rolleyes
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#11 Mar 10 2009 at 5:43 PM Rating: Decent
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**** I love ridill. **** your rate down. I'm so awesome.
#12 Mar 10 2009 at 6:49 PM Rating: Good
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then I apologies
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#13 Mar 10 2009 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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I love to WAR/WHM tank with a Great Sword. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to Silena with a great sword. A @#%^ing awesome great sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that great sword. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my butterfly wings, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get that part in the dance recital. Smiley: cry
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#14 Mar 10 2009 at 10:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Solrain wrote:
elvaanwolf wrote:
I love to WAR/DNC tank with a ridill. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to dance with a sword. A @#%^ing awesome sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that ridill. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get into an HNMLS. xD


I kinda enjoyed the post but wat?
I don't know either but I feel his maths are soooo advanced that doesn't even require numbers, just *********

Pretty efficient if you ask me >.>; at least is faster than my maths xD

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#15 Mar 11 2009 at 12:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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kenage wrote:
Solrain wrote:
elvaanwolf wrote:
I love to WAR/DNC tank with a ridill. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to dance with a sword. A @#%^ing awesome sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that ridill. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my beard stubble, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get into an HNMLS. xD


I kinda enjoyed the post but wat?
I don't know either but I feel his maths are soooo advanced that doesn't even require numbers, just *********

Pretty efficient if you ask me >.>; at least is faster than my maths xD

Ken.


By my math, Ridill vs. Perdu for /DNC:

Ridill+Brutal+Pole Strap/Joyeuse taped on (it fell off once but I taped it right back on, so -three attack rounds when I was doing said taping) fTP =17*pDIF of both swords being blue / having Seiryu's sword in my inventory which is also blue +Plantoid Killer+water damage+water damage is also classified as blue damage, since water is blue, but really clear - (blue in-game though +(Genbu's Kabuto)) for peeing in while afk=/=more water resistance + damage. *

Ridill=9

Perdu Voulge+white=elephant tusks which are items from endangered species-tigers which ate the elephants*tiger ****/grass that was eaten along with sake drank since they were Japanese mammals/-19.49 weight of a mammal vs a mollusk/*17.7 fSTR if a mollusk had *** with a crab*(The Jeffersons=crab offspring +18.7((LL Cool J.))*717). Retaliation.


Perdu=10.6

As you can see, Perdu performs best in most situations. Unless you have a BRD, but then who gives a shit because BRD=30k+/hr.





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Second, that's not how spell animations work. We wrap our arms around our faces and magic beetle shadows and sh*t fly at the targets.
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And yes before you ask I'm mexican and you better not **** me off about warrior and tequila or I will drop down from the donkey and hit you with my awesome guitar.
#16 Mar 11 2009 at 3:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Professor Jinte wrote:
And no, I probably never will get that part in the dance recital. Smiley: cry
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#17 Mar 11 2009 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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Ridill+Brutal+Pole Strap/Joyeuse taped on (it fell off once but I taped it right back on, so -three attack rounds when I was doing said taping) fTP =17*pDIF of both swords being blue / having Seiryu's sword in my inventory which is also blue +Plantoid Killer+water damage+water damage is also classified as blue damage, since water is blue, but really clear - (blue in-game though +(Genbu's Kabuto)) for peeing in while afk=/=more water resistance + damage. *


This made me shoot pieces of my turkey club all over my desk. These threads should come with some type of warning or at the very least a personal injury disclaimer.


Edit: quote = quoted text = fail :/

Edited, Mar 11th 2009 10:46am by DodiOnMidgard
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#18 Mar 11 2009 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Professor Jinte wrote:

And no, I probably never will get that part in the dance recital. Smiley: cry
It doesnt matter if you're bad Jinte. You can dance if you wanna. You can leave your friends behind. Caz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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#19 Mar 11 2009 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent
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On the offchance this isn't a troll (really unlikely), videos plz :D. OP has my dream and lifelong goal.
#20 Mar 11 2009 at 6:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I liked where this thread was going and where it went. Did I mention I dual-wield two ridills? Yeah, that was imporantant. No, I don't use /nin. I was born dualwielding. I didn't need to go to ******* ninja narutard school to hold another ******* weapon. I also don't need shadows. I beat up mob attacks with my chest. Then I break out into the riverdance.
#21 Mar 11 2009 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
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riverdance.
Smiley: thumbsup
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#22 Mar 12 2009 at 1:40 AM Rating: Good
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Professor Jinte wrote:
I love to WAR/WHM tank with a Great Sword. I @#%^ing love it. I use it for everything. @#%^ ninja. I need to Silena with a great sword. A @#%^ing awesome great sword. My favorite weapon in the game. I @#%^ing love that great sword. You wanna give me math about greataxes? @#%^ that. I'm a warrior. I don't do math. And if I wanna kill things with with my butterfly wings, then I will.

And no, I probably never will get that part in the dance recital. Smiley: cry


Did you just go all Alma on the guy? XD
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#23 Mar 12 2009 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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By my math, Ridill vs. Perdu for /DNC:

Ridill+Brutal+Pole Strap/Joyeuse taped on (it fell off once but I taped it right back on, so -three attack rounds when I was doing said taping) fTP =17*pDIF of both swords being blue / having Seiryu's sword in my inventory which is also blue +Plantoid Killer+water damage+water damage is also classified as blue damage, since water is blue, but really clear - (blue in-game though +(Genbu's Kabuto)) for peeing in while afk=/=more water resistance + damage. *

Ridill=9

Perdu Voulge+white=elephant tusks which are items from endangered species-tigers which ate the elephants*tiger ****/grass that was eaten along with sake drank since they were Japanese mammals/-19.49 weight of a mammal vs a mollusk/*17.7 fSTR if a mollusk had *** with a crab*(The Jeffersons=crab offspring +18.7((LL Cool J.))*717). Retaliation.


Perdu=10.6

As you can see, Perdu performs best in most situations. Unless you have a BRD, but then who gives a **** because BRD=30k+/hr.



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African Swallow, or a European Swallow?
Huh? I... I don't know thaaaaaaaaaaaa....
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#25 Mar 13 2009 at 1:36 AM Rating: Good
"It could grip it by the husk."
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"It could grip it by the husk."
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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#27 Mar 13 2009 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
It's only a model.


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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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#29 Mar 13 2009 at 3:09 AM Rating: Good
This is still my favourite part... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgBN0qOELM&feature=related
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#30 Mar 13 2009 at 3:25 AM Rating: Good
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"And after the spankings ... the ORAL ***!"

My favorite scene from the movie, but my favorite Python sketch ever is this one.
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#31 Mar 13 2009 at 5:36 AM Rating: Good
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This has to be my favourite sketch of all time.
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