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everyone knows that gaxe has always been the greatest of all weapons for a warrior. sure, you can quote your parsed numbers about how DW axe has better DoT, or how good a ridill is for TP generation or some other crap. but none of that compares to the visceral feeling of taking a large, heavy, bladed object, and jamming it squarely into the head of something as hard as you possible can. i like to call this bonus the "i-dont-use-@#%^-***-one-handed-weapons" bonus, or more concisely, The Man Bonus.
its a little known fact, but gaxe has a hidden stat tied to it as well. something along the lines of chm, this hidden stat (termed Msc, short for Masculinity) increases the gaxe wielder's ability to plunder villages and eat the hearts of his enemies while also allowing said gaxe user to dual wield virgin maidens in his bedroom.
its a little known fact, but gaxe has a hidden stat tied to it as well. something along the lines of chm, this hidden stat (termed Msc, short for Masculinity) increases the gaxe wielder's ability to plunder villages and eat the hearts of his enemies while also allowing said gaxe user to dual wield virgin maidens in his bedroom.